Babs tribute
"I won't survive" - parody of "I will survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I couldn't live without my parting on its side
And I spent oh so many nights downing cocks all night long
I didn't grow strong
Didn't know how to carry on
So now I'm out
To a gifted place
I just walked in with my clown make up piled all over my yellow face
I should have changed that stupid frock, after all I did get in for free
If I'd have known for just one second the cowbags would bother me
Go on Aunt Flo, walk out the door
Just turn around now, cos I'm approaching menopause
I need to think of another attention seeking lie
Shall I binge crumble?
Or will I lay in my pit and die
Oh yes that's I
I won't survive
Oh as long as I have Babette's love, I know I'll stay alive
I need constant praise to live
I have no content to give
I won't survive
I WON'T survive
Hey hey
*Instrumental*
Need a decent bathroom floor where I can fall apart
Invited to a womens uni talk because I am so smart
And I spend oh so many nights doomscrolling tattle by myself
And I just cry, can't even hold my head up high
And you see me, on my group zoom
I'm just that sad yellow person in Doc Martin boots
And so the cowbags felt like dropping by and just expect me to be pleased
Well now I'm blaming it on hacking so no one will question me
Go on now go, I'm such a bore
Just turn around now, cos I've a date with a bathroom floor
When cowbags try to expose me of all my lies
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd wallow in my pit and die
Oh yes that's I
I won't survive
Oh as soon as I'm asked something that's tough, you know I'll run and hide
I've got to flog my kids to live
I'm a sad old yellow div
I WON'T survive
"I won't survive" - parody of "I will survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I couldn't live without my parting on its side
And I spent oh so many nights downing cocks all night long
I didn't grow strong
Didn't know how to carry on
So now I'm out
To a gifted place
I just walked in with my clown make up piled all over my yellow face
I should have changed that stupid frock, after all I did get in for free
If I'd have known for just one second the cowbags would bother me
Go on Aunt Flo, walk out the door
Just turn around now, cos I'm approaching menopause
I need to think of another attention seeking lie
Shall I binge crumble?
Or will I lay in my pit and die
Oh yes that's I
I won't survive
Oh as long as I have Babette's love, I know I'll stay alive
I need constant praise to live
I have no content to give
I won't survive
I WON'T survive
Hey hey
*Instrumental*
Need a decent bathroom floor where I can fall apart
Invited to a womens uni talk because I am so smart
And I spend oh so many nights doomscrolling tattle by myself
And I just cry, can't even hold my head up high
And you see me, on my group zoom
I'm just that sad yellow person in Doc Martin boots
And so the cowbags felt like dropping by and just expect me to be pleased
Well now I'm blaming it on hacking so no one will question me
Go on now go, I'm such a bore
Just turn around now, cos I've a date with a bathroom floor
When cowbags try to expose me of all my lies
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd wallow in my pit and die
Oh yes that's I
I won't survive
Oh as soon as I'm asked something that's tough, you know I'll run and hide
I've got to flog my kids to live
I'm a sad old yellow div
I WON'T survive
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