oh, calling them "idiots" is
nothing! her blog is littered with similar quotes, including labelling her toddler children as "gits", "cunning monsters", "sods", "utter arseholes" "pyschotic, unreasonable monsters", "utter bastards" and "master manipulators", referring to three-year old erin as "psychotic" and a "crazy ass naughty beast" and two-year ethan as "cruel"and" a tantrum throwing loon", detailing that getting thru his toddler years took "a lot of love and patience on her side" because he was "hard work" and generally a very stubborn and angry little boy - to the point that she had to "protect the world from his anger" by keeping him home and avoiding day trips and family celebrations - and explaining that her knew exactly how to "push her buttons", "lashed out" and purposefully manipulated situations in a way that he knew would upset her. presumably, her dislike of her son stems from the fact that "he was conceived to provide our beautiful girl with a BFF", and she fully expected him to be a girl, because the wet ones are "a family of girls". an instant disappointment.
she also clarifies that - on family days out - her toddlers" just ruin stuff" and "enjoy just pure
bleeping it up for the rest of us". loving descriptions, plastered all over the internet for them to stumble upon as they grow up, and learn how much she truly hated being their mother.
equally, there are quite a few references to the future TT, highlighting how awful she is at singing and dancing!
"I am a bit of a drama queen. I love a musical. My girl has also acquired these 'skills'. Alas it generally is a nonsensical tirade of words and odd fit like dance movements. I sit and clap enthusiastically. All whilst making a mental note to NEVER let her apply for the X Factor."
although apparently - casually promoting violence as usual -
"If Simon ever DARED tell my girl she couldn't sing? I WOULD SMASH HIS FACE IN!"