Oh no Doc Martin boots, big E won't twin with her mum so Babs will twin with her, ffs. Also, Thursday and Friday in the vlog, same peach Tee?
Sending lots of love ShazbevWhat am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
I would guarantee she doesn't know the other too, just says it because she thinks it sounds good. Because it did in 1994.But she doesn't even know the words to the Maui rap. She bragged about how she knows it (every parent with YOUNG children and TODDLERS knows that rap because we've all had to sit through Moana 1000 times a day) and yet when she filmed a video of her singing along to it on the Disney Cruise, she got the words wrong .
So sorry to hear thisWhat am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
So sorry to read this, sending you lots of loveWhat am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
So sorry.What am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
And yet truly talented writers struggle for years, with rejection after rejectionAnother book.
How can someone so talentless with no grasp of punctuation grammar and the English language in general get a book deal
Just noticed the tee what a dirty sket. And we all know her personal hygiene is a big fat ZERO.Oh no Doc Martin boots, big E won't twin with her mum so Babs will twin with her, ffs. Also, Thursday and Friday in the vlog, same peach Tee?
You are bloody brilliantFuck me, another book deal just dished out - as I've said previously they're handed out like smarties to insta wankers
Well Babs, here's an idea/prediction of what it will entail - particularly if like someone just mentioned it's a Christmas pamphlet.
"A Conway Christmas"
"I do Christmas from the 1st November
If you follow my insta you will remember
The Dec's are up, the hot cocks are in
I guzzle on Bailey's, canned cocks and gin
Gifted freebies and days out galore
I vlog these which you may find a bore
Three trips to Santa for my tween kiddos
They may be a bit old, but it's gifted yanno
I dote on my girl, but scold my boy
It's obvious who will get the best toy
Costco with San and her matching teeth
Shame I forgot to hang up the wreath
Tubs of quality street, roses and heroes
Calories don't count as per don't you know?
Candy canes, sweets to make my teeth rot
I don't care, I'm just thankful it's not hot
But wait, Christmas bedding must be put on
Fifty quid a pop, when it won't be on long
Squeeze myself into tight Christmas PJ's
I should probably wash those and my face
House of Conway, it's now Christmas Eve
Not a creature stirs, except for old Steve
Slaving away to finish last minute wrapping
I'd help but I've done my fanny and back in
So raise a cock (bit rude) to Christmas day
I'll film some stories of my big yellow face
Stuff yourself silly, with cocks - god I'm rude
Three cheers for Christmas - all about the food!"
Babs, you can have that one for free
I’m so sorry to hear this. Keeping you all in my thoughts xWhat am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
this story is definitely a reference to this post! hi babs!PUS is that you?
Probably pre records then passed off as separate daysOh no Doc Martin boots, big E won't twin with her mum so Babs will twin with her, ffs. Also, Thursday and Friday in the vlog, same peach Tee?
Oh Shazbev take care, will be thinking of you all xWhat am I doing today you ask Bab? Well seeing as how you asked ,I'm going to comfort my lovely friends family as she died today very suddenly- she was 10 years older than you Bab but apparently very healthy. Just going to lurk over the weekend cowbags ...watching the yellow peril will finish me off if I have to listen to any more of her bullshit. !!!!
This is what I said before- ok, don't constantly talk about, keep things light, but for fucks sake have some self awareness and tone down your smugness and self congratulating a bit!This I actually felt sick hearing her say that- how can you be so fucking oblivious to what’s going on. Or simply not care enough to realise how ignorant you sound.
I’m actually surprised at this point she’s not said “to any of my fans in Ukraine I’m sure you’re feeling wobbly and that Putin is a mean man. But sending lots of love”
And of course she shared to post to ensure everyone knew she made a generous donation. You can’t just do a good deed and keep your gob shut can you?
Yes I can tell her that from experience. I thought would be fine, but ended up with 2 very sore calves!Just noticed the tee what a dirty sket. And we all know her personal hygiene is a big fat ZERO.
she can also fuxk off with ruining docs for me, the bitch. And btw way babs wearing them whilst you potter around the house with big socks will not “break them in” unless you’ve bought the soft leather ones. There’s a whole plethora of ways to break in docs (that we all know but have our faves) but wearing them whilst predominantly sitting on your fat arse whilst labelling photo albums (lazy cunt) is not one of them because it doesn’t work.
If you thought your Frankenstein boots of nightmares from top shop hurt your feet wait until they’ve been shredded by not broken in properly docs
I’ve worn docs since I was 15, have several pairs and it takes days to break them in, or they hurt like a bitxh in places you never expect. Even my kids know their own way to break in docs and none of them are sitting on their arses wearing them for a couple of hours.Yes I can tell her that from experience. I thought would be fine, but ended up with 2 very sore calves!
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