"Safari" Vlog.
- Showing us what re-fuelling looks like but her ever expanding, massive, fuck off face is in the way.
- "Second to last of the vlogs" so that means she was never going to vlog Siam Park, it had nothing to do with Bonnie.
- "EXPEER-INNN-ZZZ" drives me fucking insane.
- "SOOZ Canal" she says it like it's owned by someone called Sue. Fuck off!
- She didn't know the difference between a Safari and a Game Reserve, we're in full Ross Gellar "I'M FINEEEE" mode but you can tell she's pissed off. #PLANNINGKWEEN
- "You don't have the BIG FIVE" "THE BIG FIVE, WHAT ARE THEY BENJ?!" so educated, so cultured.
- Why is she acting like we're stupid? Common sense tells you why The Big Five are called THE BIG FIVE.
- She's just reeled off every animal they have at the game reserve, what's the point in going now? The element of surprise is gone.
- "They have Warthogs" she'll be right at home then xoxo.
- "SNACKIES" stunted fuck!
- WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING A KINDLE TO A GAME RESERVE... A KINDLE!
- That "outfit" did she get dressed in the dark?!
- It's the It's A Small World lanyard for me, m'loves.
- As they walk off the ship and she's moaning about the heat, look behind them... I spy Mr and Mrs Over.
- So Gibbon, who says he's pale and struggles with heat, is dressed in... ALL BLACK. Someone going to let him know black clothing traps the heat?
- Brog, get rid of your subtitler. "A Hall" think they mean HAUL.
- The table tennis clip, she's an absolute unit.
- "There were lots of people on a waitlist and we were very lucky that we managed to get on the tour" so that means, lots of people wanted to BUT I'M GOING.
- Have you noticed whenever they sit in a restaurant or somewhere with lots of people it's always in a back corner?!
- So because it says reception it must be a hotel.
- Oh they're stuffing their face.
- "The automotive" he's fucking slappable.
- "I really don't know what we're going to see" go back to 5 minutes in Bro, you listed them all off. Hope that helps xoxo. Dickhead!
- "Hopefully we'll see some sharks, some whales, penguins," first of all.. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Second, that goes right over her head as straight faced she replies "Well, we didn't see any of that when we were in the sea so I would doubt we'll see it here" YES Brogan, An African game reserve will provide you with Marine life. Fucking idiot!
- The Rhino herd have better skin than her.
- He is one repulsive specimen.
- "Our tour guide was brilliant... Milton." I hate the way they talk about them as if they're friends, Milton is probably just appreciative that you left the jeep so he could get away from the smell of you.
- They did not sell those baskets, she's totally asked to keep it. Just look at Gibbons face as she says it. Embarrassing.
- Back corner of the bus sat stuffing her face, all together now M'loves. In the style of REM "THAT'S B IN THE CORNER"
- "We are just walking through... where? What's this bar called?" it's not as if you've been LIVING on your FIVE STAR FLOATING RESORT (never forget) for two fucking months...
- This shit writes itself "I'm sad we didn't see more of the Hippo" just look in the fucking mirror B xoxo.
- Surprised she didn't say her favourite was the Giraffe as a moving collective they're called "a journey".
- His bloody voice.
- Gibbon munching on Pringles right before his dinner, they are literally human bins.
- "Now that I'm a BIG BIG BOOK BOY" I am recoiling in cringe, what even was that. It would seem however Mummy Brogan has allowed Big Boy Benji to spend his pocket money on a bookmark for himself. He then states he hasn't bought any souvenirs during the trip. Compared to how much tat Mummy Brogan is accumulating... how embarrassing to be a 30yo unemployed wannabe who's kept by his "wife".
- Dinner Time M'loves, and again... "That's B in the corner"
- It's minced beef in a roll.
- They are pissed out their heads back in the cabin. She can barely stand up straight.
- He can't get his words out. They're gross.
- That was painful to watch.
- "Second to last of the vlogs" so that means she was never going to vlog Siam Park, it had nothing to do with Bonnie.
- "EXPEER-INNN-ZZZ" drives me fucking insane.
- "SOOZ Canal" she says it like it's owned by someone called Sue. Fuck off!
- She didn't know the difference between a Safari and a Game Reserve, we're in full Ross Gellar "I'M FINEEEE" mode but you can tell she's pissed off. #PLANNINGKWEEN
- "You don't have the BIG FIVE" "THE BIG FIVE, WHAT ARE THEY BENJ?!" so educated, so cultured.
- Why is she acting like we're stupid? Common sense tells you why The Big Five are called THE BIG FIVE.
- She's just reeled off every animal they have at the game reserve, what's the point in going now? The element of surprise is gone.
- "They have Warthogs" she'll be right at home then xoxo.
- "SNACKIES" stunted fuck!
- WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING A KINDLE TO A GAME RESERVE... A KINDLE!
- That "outfit" did she get dressed in the dark?!
- It's the It's A Small World lanyard for me, m'loves.
- As they walk off the ship and she's moaning about the heat, look behind them... I spy Mr and Mrs Over.
- So Gibbon, who says he's pale and struggles with heat, is dressed in... ALL BLACK. Someone going to let him know black clothing traps the heat?
- Brog, get rid of your subtitler. "A Hall" think they mean HAUL.
- The table tennis clip, she's an absolute unit.
- "There were lots of people on a waitlist and we were very lucky that we managed to get on the tour" so that means, lots of people wanted to BUT I'M GOING.
- Have you noticed whenever they sit in a restaurant or somewhere with lots of people it's always in a back corner?!
- So because it says reception it must be a hotel.
- Oh they're stuffing their face.
- "The automotive" he's fucking slappable.
- "I really don't know what we're going to see" go back to 5 minutes in Bro, you listed them all off. Hope that helps xoxo. Dickhead!
- "Hopefully we'll see some sharks, some whales, penguins," first of all.. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Second, that goes right over her head as straight faced she replies "Well, we didn't see any of that when we were in the sea so I would doubt we'll see it here" YES Brogan, An African game reserve will provide you with Marine life. Fucking idiot!
- The Rhino herd have better skin than her.
- He is one repulsive specimen.
- "Our tour guide was brilliant... Milton." I hate the way they talk about them as if they're friends, Milton is probably just appreciative that you left the jeep so he could get away from the smell of you.
- They did not sell those baskets, she's totally asked to keep it. Just look at Gibbons face as she says it. Embarrassing.
- Back corner of the bus sat stuffing her face, all together now M'loves. In the style of REM "THAT'S B IN THE CORNER"
- "We are just walking through... where? What's this bar called?" it's not as if you've been LIVING on your FIVE STAR FLOATING RESORT (never forget) for two fucking months...
- This shit writes itself "I'm sad we didn't see more of the Hippo" just look in the fucking mirror B xoxo.
- Surprised she didn't say her favourite was the Giraffe as a moving collective they're called "a journey".
- His bloody voice.
- Gibbon munching on Pringles right before his dinner, they are literally human bins.
- "Now that I'm a BIG BIG BOOK BOY" I am recoiling in cringe, what even was that. It would seem however Mummy Brogan has allowed Big Boy Benji to spend his pocket money on a bookmark for himself. He then states he hasn't bought any souvenirs during the trip. Compared to how much tat Mummy Brogan is accumulating... how embarrassing to be a 30yo unemployed wannabe who's kept by his "wife".
- Dinner Time M'loves, and again... "That's B in the corner"
- It's minced beef in a roll.
- They are pissed out their heads back in the cabin. She can barely stand up straight.
- He can't get his words out. They're gross.
- That was painful to watch.