Stuff food into her face while staring at her phone and talking shite
Brogan Tate #112 I came up with this title whilst I was on a cruise xo
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She's "Un" a lot of things beaut : Uncultured, Uncouth, Unintelligent, Unhygienic, Unattractive, Unhealthy, Unsociable ... to name but a few
She might as well be in somewhere like Benidorm or her beloved Elevenarife every single time. Eats the same shite food, does the same stuff.
Shop ‘mooching’, wobbling about on a jetski or kayak, a water park, stuffing her fat face, in bed with Netflix at night. No interest in local history, culture, landmarks. She’s the absolute pinnacle of the ‘Brit Abroad’ stereotype. No idea how lucky she is, or what she’s missing. Just a big ignorant hog.
wish I could give this reply more than the 1
reaction Patmullins, She's been to all these amazing places and literally doesn't even scratch the surface.If only she had a cricut to do some bunting and decorating.. oh wait
And get shitfaced on a beach or by a pool.She may have been to lots of other countries but all she ever does is stuff her face while she’s there
WHY DOES SHE CALL HER FRIENDS GUESTS? She says it so many times, it sounds so formal and ridiculous!
She doesn't even know the surface might itch.wish I could give this reply more than the 1
Showing her severe lack of social skills, she's never had "friends" so doesn't know how to act around them.
Even saying that these people are merely acquaintances, I mean what friend, ACTUAL FRIEND do you have that would only invite you round to their hovel for a mortifyingly cringe paid AD.
She knows there's no loyalty, trust or bond there so they become disregarded as "guests" as this is all it is for her, an arrangement.
She's using their presence to get paid for her shite advertising.
Only Brog would drink tea and think it’s coffee.
Chai - tea, latte - milk.
How dumb can you be?
Chai - tea, latte - milk.
How dumb can you be?
Tbh would you want to be friends with someone so intensely self obsessed? She had no one to go wedding dress shopping with (mum and benj not included) and I do wonder who she'll have as bridesmaids, if any
Tbh I think her eyebrows are an improvement on when she used to do them herself 
I honestly can’t see any difference in the eyebrows.
Oh dear God!!
For some reason I’ve got the blankety blank song stuck in my head and after catching up on this thread finally I’m now singing
Bogie loves tat, Bogie is fat fat
Bogie loves tat, Bogies is fat fat
Repeat x a million
Bogie loves tat, Bogie is fat fat
Bogie loves tat, Bogies is fat fat
Repeat x a million
She really does seem to treat her 'friends' as transactions... what can SHE get out of it and the games night is the perfect example. The idea of friends just being friends seems to have eluded her.
Oh God, could you imagine the questions if Bogie hosted Blankety Blank :
"My Mum Julie is a real piece of work, She once cut the fur off my BLANK"
"I luv myboyfriendBenji sew much, when we were in Dubai, he gave me BLANK"
"We have a secret family recipe for spag bol, you sprinkle the mince with BLANK"
"I'm a member of David Lloyd gyms, I have the highest-tier BLANK"
" I've been to the Grand Canyon, I went with a company called BLANK"
"I've had to size up (again) from my usual size which is BLANK"
"I've had to size up (again) from my usual size which is BLANK"
I might not leave but I’d be posting tit about it all over social media like her brother did last Christma.
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