Banging on about how her fiance Benign wasn't in the best of health so couldn't go hence why she's on this trip, Dad comes in with "You utter
bleeping liar!"
Those amazing suitcases she bought with that massive
bleeping scuff on the side, I see Benigns sponge did not help.
Arrived at Springs and she's already walking behind the group, or should I say the group are ignoring her... can't say I blame them.
The group are at Starbucks but Mooney has went for the cookie, shes got her strawberry acai with lemonade - MASSIVE CLOSE UP SHOT OF HER MOUTH
"WITH LEMONADE"
She's also talking in what I can only describe as an Australian type accent.. why I've no idea.
The contemplation on her face if to wait for the cookie or not, of course the greedy
witch waits though, she enters after 50 minutes and says how amazing it smells, enter Dad with - "Well whatever it is, it'll definitely smell better than you!" - OUCH!
She comes out with her cookies claiming people in the line were talking to her (yeah, right) and says she's going to take pictures of it, she then says she got 3, two of which will be taken home... that'll make them lovely and stale for consumption, great!
Cut to her sat in that corner, what looks like either underneath or beside a staircase, starts eating cookie, clearly does not like it, repeat DOES NOT and then proceeds to convince herself she actually does like it, makes a comment about the chocolate chips melting (photo-shoot was a good idea, eh Brog) and then says it's sickly, Dad shouts at the TV - "YOU'RE sickly!" Lol.
So overall it's sickly but very moreish... tell your face that, Mooney!
It's also 10:45 and she's got lunch at 12, nothing like troughing down a family size cookie in preparation for your seventh meal of the day.
She's manic as
duck going into and around World of Disney, nothing too exciting happened, and she bought a Star Wars shirt.
Oh, she saw a horrid Hawaiian looking shirt that she said Benign would "rock" to which Dad stated it would make him look "Even MORE of a dick than usual"
Her denim shorts are chafing guyzzzzzz!
She can't find the pin shop or the christmas shop despite them being round the corner and her being a Disney expert planning queen.
Going into the marketplace co-op and she's deflated they don't have the pet collection she wanted, boohoo.
Consoles herself by buying art prints.
Lunch time and she claims some of her "gang" are walking in mere steps in front of her, the people don't even acknowledge her existence but you can bet Brog thinks they're now besties.
Goofy's candy now to get more snacks for Benign, followed by her buying the Mickey and Minnie bride and groom Xmas ornament. (not even married yet but whatever)
Airport now where she's banging on and on about the food then says there's not much there, she's insane, having been to that airport it hands down has some of the best shopping/dining options I've ever seen.
Plane home and it's manic, food food and more food and you just know she had her own snacks in between, says she was sat next to three other girls from the group and they chatted all the way home... bet those girls were thrilled.
120 pounds for a taxi home... that's just offensive.
Home and she's saying how many lovely new friends she made
and basically spent the whole time there wishing she was with Benign, talking about what they'd be doing together etc, absolutely dyinggggg that she's referring to the group as fellow press.
Deluded (correct use of the word) in the highest sense.
It's been a ride guys, haul next.