Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

[ChubClubThug]

I haven't been on here for a while but wow! They're all looking so fat, bloated and rough!!

 

[Fearne]

Shes reminding Scott how lucky he is because she's made some hummus now I'm not a relationship expert but that's not the way to surprise my husband

 

[cill2019]

“80 years ago my Gramps fought the Germans all by himself. I know he is proud of me and the person I am and that I am his favourite, except Quinny obvs ”

I bet she’s gutted “wedding Wednesday” is t a thing anymore

 

[Soyeah]

Won’t buy herself some sandles that she’d probably wear every day until October but buys these monstrosities that she’ll wear once

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Scott’s giving me King Size Homer vibes!

 

[justwatching4fun]

She’s goes on like he’s on a lad’s holiday every time he’s on a work trip. Maybe if you didn’t have an affair with him all those years ago then you wouldn’t be so paranoid he’s off cheating.
I don’t like Scott but ffs no one needs a moaning wife at home when he’s away working.

 

[HMC]

She’ll be selling them on Vinted next week for £60.
Her taste in everything is just hideous, starting with her cheating ugly husband!

 

[ohdoris]

Oh fuck off with your prawn cocktail kid you massive twat !!!

 

[Noseynoo88]

"Well it was f**kin one of yas"

 

[ChubClubThug]

Has she has filler because we know that isn't her actual jawlineView attachment 2818317

She looks even more like a riddler! Slap a ginger wig on her

 

[kelly123]

Saw BMs mummy on an ‘adult site’ last night

 

[Lac1985]

Interesting timing…. Her brother and sister in law are having another baby……jealous of the attention porgie?

That explains it then!!

 

[ohdoris]

PLEASE can we get a thread title that include the microwave on the floor. Because it’s my absolute favourite thing. Something a bit like (but better!) on the floor, she has to lay just to use the microwavey (pronunciation à la Nigella)

 

[ohdoris]

If I was BM (thank Christ I’m not!!) I’d be spending my time toilet training my giant child & not dicking about making humous which is £1.20 in Tesco !!

 

[Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner]

They really are fucking angin aren’t they??
Who lets the non birthday child barge through first..and I wish she’d stop acting like being a raging alcoholic is a flex. its cringy.. bubbles bubble bubble-fuck off you not posh piss head

 

[Hastaggifted]

Sienna's birthday yet she allowed Quinn to run through the decorated door first

 

[Fakeface]

Don’t get why it has to be announced, just don’t post
Not like she’s an attention seeking, narcissistic or anything

 

[Meg78]

She’s the type that doesn’t look after anything.

Including cars/teeth/kids

 

[Truthslayer]

Why does she feel the need to mention she gave birth without an epidural and just on gas and air 8 years later? Millions of women throughout the world give birth with no pain relief whatsoever FFS!

 

[justleaveitthere]

She will still be sitting working out how to make it all about herself.