Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

[JudgeyPants]

Boss Mummy: Her absolute lack of parenting is frightening, she’d rather be out wearing upside-down lightning.

 

[Fakeface]

Your first and only grand daughter!
I don’t think in all of my 58 years I’ve come across a more narcissistic woman

 

[FatherJackHackett]

Thread suggestion:

Boss_mummy_sale #28: Maurice is a tattler, pass it on.

 

[Youarewelcome]

I am HOWLING!! Other dresses on their website have the print the right way up. She’s been schmoozed into buying a faulty dress by some sales reps. This is gold

 

[NLH1174]

Number 10298373 of things that never happened.

 

[Meg78]

Costco’s new offers came out today

 

[Becclo44]

She has SUCH a weird relationship - almost a fascination? - with men

 

[Fakeface]

It was my mum’s funeral yesterday, at no point did I think to take any photos
She’s the most attention seeking woman I have ever come across

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion: Dressed in Scamp and looking like a Dude

 

[ohdoris]

She looks like she’s off to do an MOT …..

 

[Meg78]

All I see

 

[justwatching4fun]

Ahh it’s always ‘rugby’ men. I’m sorry there is no way that dude would have known the brand of dress she wore!! Nope

 

[Feeiona]

Think she meant to say she was smashed for three days

 

[ohdoris]

He can’t be having an affair. There can not be two women in this world that find that attractive.

 

[cill2019]

Imagine if they didn’t tell her because they didn’t trust her and she found out on insta

 

[mrscoco]

Boss Mummy #28 she's all Scamp & Dude with a side of pretentious food, worried who's the newest bit SNH has screwed!

 

[ttg111]

What does that stupid saying even mean?? Never settle for anything less than butterflies???

Because she used to get butterflies when she was shagging Scott while his wife was sitting at home with 2 young children

 

[cill2019]

HE’S NOT YOUR NEPHEW!!!!
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11 times she made it all about her or her family in that paragraph


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I wish tattle had an reaction. I swear my eyeballs looked at the back of my head

 

[grumpygrotts1987]

Someone called it- congratulations. You have won a doorstop delivery and a 7pm danger nap!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Wonder if the fat controllers been caught with his beard in another woman’s muff again. She always does weird shit like this and it’s usually cause she’s caught him at it!