Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

[olive&salmon]

Who’s looking after the kids? Cause it doesn’t look like they are there.
I’ve got friends who are so desperate to be mums but they haven’t conceived and awaiting IVF treatment or have had multiple miscarriages and then there’s mums who really couldn’t give 2 shits about their children and would rather spend their time boozing. I’m sorry if this upsets anyone but life is unfair.

 

[InstaLurk]

Six years with the same PT and she’s bigger than ever. Not sure he’ll love her for this this ad

 

[longtimelurker86]

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Just call it a fucking snack box you massive twat

 

[grumpygrotts1987]

Why is everything ‘woe is me’. I couldn’t buy these shoes because I bought my children clothes. GOOD! That’s what parenting should be.
And if you don’t have the money to buy yourself shoes- maybe stop drinking as much or spending on other shit. Like she wants people to feel sorry for her, it’s SO embarrassing!!!!!!’

 

[longtimelurker86]

 

[HMC]

Remember when she inherited his toaster which meant soooooo much to her, displayed it for a week then replaced it with a shiny new one in the kitchen of nightmares

 

[PinkFigs]

Favourite artist Jessie J??!!! Is it 2011?

 

[ohdoris]

I don’t give one shiny shite if she sneezed S out of her nose - she’s a shitty awful mum & a selfish arsehole of a woman.
As if they’ve not even eaten (or gone out) for a Birthday tea together !!

 

[Daisybee]

11 times she made it all about her or her family in that paragraph

 

[ohdoris]

A funeral is no place for small children. Q is 3 !

 

[HMC]

She made it quite obvious that she had a different love for Gramps than she did for the Garden Grandma. Was Grandma not as rich, or maybe she didn’t tolerate fools like old Boozy

 

[Hastaggifted]

Is she warning off his bit on the side?!
Not gonna lie mate, no one else wants him

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Never mentioned the woman despite her being under the same roof as her parents but as soon as she can use it for attention, she’s straight there on insta.

 

[walterisback]

That epic cat has struck again…GO ON MAURICE MY SON

 

[longtimelurker86]

What the actual fuck

Oh fuck off you big fraud

 

[ttg111]

I’ve followed her for probably over 10 years and I swear I’ve never heard her mention this grandma

 

[ohdoris]

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Shout out to all the single parents who manage to look after their children by themselves full time & do a far, far better job than BM could ever do
She’s pathetic.

 

[Hastaggifted]

I know its their great grandma but I wouldn't take children to a funeral. It's not the place for them. Especially when they clearly weren't even close

 

[MeredithJay]

When my husband died suddenly, I put one post up to inform people after all the important people had been told. Then I grieved in private.

And why “especially Q”? I thought BM has 2 children!!!

 

[Fearne]

Who collects tagine pots?!

Twats.