Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

[ttg111]

Ahh it’s always ‘rugby’ men. I’m sorry there is no way that dude would have known the brand of dress she wore!! Nope

Wish he had said “my wife has that dress but the lightening bolts aren’t upside down on hers”

 

[jazzy22]

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Spent £70 on a metal cock but will she pay for swimming lessons? Absolutely not!

 

[ttg111]

Wonder if she wore the scamp and dude dress?

 

[ohdoris]

Why is everything a monologue with her? She really has that little going on in her real life that she has to drag out any small issue. My milk goes out of date today, RIP you were a doorstep drop off from bestie 848483. You were the best milk ever, let’s post a crying selfie.

 

[Claire1983]

What the actual fuck

 

[ohdoris]

Sorry, but I’m from the North West & my idea of a “Rugby Man” is the exact opposite of a cigar smoking, blue jeans & brown brogue, Ralph Lauren polo shirt wearing hairy shite bag !!

Also, Is that a St George’s cross I seen on the proud Scotsmans shirt

Solo life with 3? Ella is practically an adult !! She probably parenting BM!!

 

[Feeiona]

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Boss_mummy_sale #28 what do boss mummy and Maurice have in common? They both love a piss up

 

[mrscoco]

RIP Garden Grandma

 

[Meg78]

Guys guys; she’s obviously upset that she paid full price for the Costco rooster.

Give the woman time to grieve her loss

 

[Opie]

Anyone else hoping we have a really hot summer and her air con unit stops working 🫠 🫠

 

[Meg78]

Your child’s favourite meal is a limp 1970’s swingers party prawn cocktail?

 

[Booboo17]

Someone ask her if she knows why her mates boyfriend is banged up again.

 

[Hastaggifted]

YES MAURICE

 

[Fearne]

Yet not one person has any sympathy.

 

[Booboo17]

I think both of those stories can be added to the list of things that never happened.

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

Things we can take from her recent stories:
She’s full of shit
That M&S dress is horrific
Q is a brat

 

[justleaveitthere]

She kept her leg amputation surprisingly quiet.

 

[grumpygrotts1987]

Interesting timing…. Her brother and sister in law are having another baby……jealous of the attention porgie?

 

[Chavlove]

Her 3 year old just named Coke as his favourite drink, she should be ashamed!!

 

[Meg78]

Who knew a metal chicken would give so much joy to so many people for no reason the creators could have ever fathomed