Boss_Mummy_sale #2 Not so posh totty and her non Scotty not Hotty

[Booboo17]

She literally loves to moan doesn’t she. Oh I’m soooo busy. But here I am making wanky potatoes for my kids - one who is 9 months and gives zero fucks and the other who I ignore in favour of Instagram. Yeah well done, mum of the year .

They are called patas bravas, don't you pesants know anything??

My kids had pizza

 

[GeorgeP123]

Yeah I think it was Casio and not Coca Cola she made the mat pay error. Thinking casino would give 6 months full pay or something. Didn't check the policy before getting pregnant and left under a strop to the account manager job with Princess cruises and got made redundant from there.

 

[notyourhunhun]

As a very un-boss mummy, winging my way through with 3 kids, before we decided to get pregnant, I read my company handbook and asked a few questions. Took me an hour tops. It just seemed like a very “Basic Mummy” thing to do. But then again, I don’t force wanky foods like olives & anchovies onto my one year old.Or bark a them like a feral dog. Don’t drag them home on a train at 10pm so I can get pissed or make them feel like they are a huge inconvenience in my life as they stop me getting pissed. I don’t feel the need to parade all this online for adoration to make me feel superior & other Basic Mums feel tit!! There is nothing this woman is “Boss” at, other than being a massive twit.

 

[Jigsaw]

Does anyone follow one of the “squad” called Shelley? Was projectyummymummy? Sweet enough but honestly, has a new revelation about weight loss and her life every single day.

I saw her once on a night out and she is bigger than you think and will always be so! You can just tell she will never lose weight!!

 

[Riddlemethis]

She’s not fat though, does she need to lose weight? She’s got an imposing way about her because she’s loud, obnoxious, tall and so just appears more stout masculine-like in her ways. That’s likely why she prefers to wear floral and floaty outfits so it balances her out.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

She’s really over Angus isn’t she? Like he’s an inconvenience now, the same with the cats. Just an inconvenience & moans that one of them wees all the time around the house but does nothing but whinge about it

 

[Calabria]

She doesn’t go to the gym anymore as the one she used to go to was directly opposite Princess Cruises so she’d go in her lunch break. Where she lives isn’t near any of their locations.

 

[MrsD_89]

I do hope Cheryl is ok

 

[Burda]

Lost this thread, so happy to find it again. Was so bored of MRS Hinch but BM is the gift that keeps giving

 

[Calabria]

ANOTHER bestie.

So juvenile.

I lost the need to categorise my friends when I left secondary school.

I’m sure nobody gives a shiny tit about who I consider my “bestie”.

 

[GeorgeP123]

I call my best friends the ones I've known for over 20 years. The rest are good friends.

 

[PinkFigs]

I class all my friends as ‘best’ friends although I never say so or refer to them as besties. I’m in my forties and over the years have learned to keep my circle small, and only spend time with friends that I really love and enjoy being with

 

[Elliebell2]

I do hope Cheryl is ok

I think she's just forgiven him aw thet have been online together. No woman should let a man treat her like that!!

I must be getting old but I think it could be quite nice worn in a boho way by a pool in a bikini and lace kaftan. I’ll get my coat….

Haha its not my style but even you must admit that's a rubbish birthday present. Ber her mummy gets a lot more spent on her!!!

That bag

That hat

that hat I was mortified when I saw it, she's admitting she's struggling with style but not stepping back and starting from the beginning she's buying string baseball caps

 

[Claire1983]

Does anyone else think she writes those thank you cards herself? The writing looks very similar to hers

 

[Esme]

She’s just insufferable. I think the blonde is too much, makes her look orange and needs the dark contrast she had before. And scotty, mummy and daddy got her the air wrap
I thought Alisa was her wedding photographer not her “bestie” at this rate the bloody checkout cashier at tkmaxx is her bestie

 

[Elliebell2]

Urgh that awful pink lipstick is back, makes her look so washed out. Actual blonde bimbo!! She is a grown woman and showing off birthday presents again it's like her dress sense, maturity and heads age is all stuck in the 90s!!

 

[longtimelurker86]

 

[Riddlemethis]

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Oh Lordy. The 2000’s called, they want the foundation lips trend back!
The way she’s going just now I think she is mega trying to be like Hannah. The hair, the make up, the working out, she’ll be wanting new boobs before long.

 

[notokhun]

Oh Lordy. The 2000’s called, they want the foundation lips trend back!
The way she’s going just now I think she is mega trying to be like Hannah. The hair, the make up, the working out, she’ll be wanting new boobs before long.

She already said she's getting them for a 40th present but I'll bet she will get the sooner

 

[Hastaggifted]

Some more for you, the lipstick and orange face is awful