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Best Life & Beyond #98 Katie chooses $500 Ears + Nobu Appetizers OVER a $695 Flat Fee Divorce Lawyer
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2023 was also when what appeared to have been a desperately needed win occurred. In response to a cease-and-desist/retraction demand letter, Adam the Woo made a post exonerating BLAB (mostly) of stiffing him when they left him at his old place in Anaheim. Though to this day, they are still are not on speaking terms or otherwise acknowledge each other.
This might be a good time to repost this with a few new entries for more recent events.
Others from BLAB's history who received cease and desist/retraction demand letters:
Disneyland Guest Relations: We just completed a conference call with Katie Slockbower on how to resolve issues that were presented in her letter. Though we did not agree to her demand for a media pass, we are giving her and Mr. Slockbower a special Magic Key pass that has no blackout dates. It is obvious that the Slockbowers represent the wholesome family values that Walt Disney wanted to attract. Additionally, we will be sure that the churro carts are fully stocked to ensure they will enjoy their visit to the Magic Kingdom.
Questa New Mexico storage unit: We decided to renew the lease to one of our units to an individual identified as “Mr. Serf”. We had expressed concern over a strange odor coming from that unit and asked permission to enter to investigate. We received a letter from Mr. Serf’s “concil” stating “All will be revealed” and that we can enter only after we give 120-hour notice. To avoid litigation, we agree to those terms. Once we entered the unit, all we found was old meatloaf and an unwashed zozosuit, which apparently was the source of the odor. The mystery was solved, so we extended the lease to Mr. Serf.
Adam the Woo: Spencer and Katie sent me another letter wanting to be my roommates at my new place in Florida. I offered them a substantial amount of money plus Tampa Bay Rays season tickets if they leave me alone. Shall you?
Justin Scarred: Yes, I totally overreacted when Spencer approached me and said he heard that I was talking smack about them. Sorry 'bout it!
Fresh Baked: We misheard when they asked us to lie that they didn't have Covid. They actually said 'Way to go David'. We are so embarrassed!
Ordinary Adventures: We misunderstood the posting that we thought was mocking Kitra's hospital stay. We accept their explanation that it was a commentary on our health care system. Also, we apologize for copying their idea of calling pink churro sauce Pepto-Bismo.
Griftbuster: When I called them grifters, I actually meant lifters, as in lifting eveyone's spirits. Also, I realized I could have given Katie Covid with that muffled cough. Can't believe how reckless I was!
The family from the Mark Twain stair case: Apparently, we need to apologize for our young son getting in Katie's way. He was just trying not to be separated from his family and did not realize he cut in front of a Disney influencer spreading joy and happiness.
Rogers Garden: We were sent a letter by someone claiming to be "concil" for one Spencer Emmons soliciting clarification regarding the Disneyland Plaza gazebo on our grounds. We take no position on what Mr. Emmons is stating; we defer to his expertise on the matter.
Cinnabon Casino: When we asked them if they were recording inside the casino, we just wanted to high-five them on camera. But they abruptly exit through the doors in a hurry. We apologize if they thought we were evicting them.
Dani702: I guess I was supposed to meet them when they are in Vegas. I heard they had a falling out with Adam, but I don't know why Spencer gets hurt when I don't reply to his invitations to purchase fuel rods together.
Ashlie: I didn't mean to ruffle KT's feathers when I accepted sponsorship from Loungefly. Just to show there's no hard feelings, I will buy whatever brand she is being sponsored by.
Mondo: Sorry for ignoring them when they say hi to me.
Paula & Dale McKenzie: We didn't mean to give the impression that they skipped out on Dale's birthday party. We didn't realize by how they were dressed that they went on a foodie tour.
Laguna Beach Farmers Market vendor: Well, dang, this gal was so put off that I insisted on cash and told her off when she kept looking at her gawddang phone!
Lake Tahoe AirBnb: After a lengthy investigation, we determined that BLAB suffering smoke inhalation from staying at our place in the middle of a wildfire disaster was an act of God because the winds didn't change. Therefore, we will give them a full refund!
Governor Newsom: I wish to extend my sincere apologies to Spencer Emmons and Katie Slockblower for singling them out when I announced the closure of public places including amusement parks in front of the California letters that used to be at DCA. I told my staff to implement measures to prevent a reoccurrence of anything that would offend them.
Matty Slockbower: Sorry for dragging this divorce with my shoddy paperwork. Yeah, it's all my fault that Katie can't marry Spence, but I can't let her go..I just can't!
YouTube Audit Department: We have noticed abnormal spikes of growth in subscribers and views that defy logic for the channel “Best Life and Beyond”. We asked the channel owners for an explanation. They have sent us a letter explaining that they are a DIY lifestyle channel and assured us that any growth is completely organic. They also explained that one of the owners is getting “di-voed” and that viewers tune in to see if they get married. Sound plausible to us. We will send them 100K subs silver plaque!
This might be a good time to repost this with a few new entries for more recent events.
Others from BLAB's history who received cease and desist/retraction demand letters:
Disneyland Guest Relations: We just completed a conference call with Katie Slockbower on how to resolve issues that were presented in her letter. Though we did not agree to her demand for a media pass, we are giving her and Mr. Slockbower a special Magic Key pass that has no blackout dates. It is obvious that the Slockbowers represent the wholesome family values that Walt Disney wanted to attract. Additionally, we will be sure that the churro carts are fully stocked to ensure they will enjoy their visit to the Magic Kingdom.
Questa New Mexico storage unit: We decided to renew the lease to one of our units to an individual identified as “Mr. Serf”. We had expressed concern over a strange odor coming from that unit and asked permission to enter to investigate. We received a letter from Mr. Serf’s “concil” stating “All will be revealed” and that we can enter only after we give 120-hour notice. To avoid litigation, we agree to those terms. Once we entered the unit, all we found was old meatloaf and an unwashed zozosuit, which apparently was the source of the odor. The mystery was solved, so we extended the lease to Mr. Serf.
Adam the Woo: Spencer and Katie sent me another letter wanting to be my roommates at my new place in Florida. I offered them a substantial amount of money plus Tampa Bay Rays season tickets if they leave me alone. Shall you?
Justin Scarred: Yes, I totally overreacted when Spencer approached me and said he heard that I was talking smack about them. Sorry 'bout it!
Fresh Baked: We misheard when they asked us to lie that they didn't have Covid. They actually said 'Way to go David'. We are so embarrassed!
Ordinary Adventures: We misunderstood the posting that we thought was mocking Kitra's hospital stay. We accept their explanation that it was a commentary on our health care system. Also, we apologize for copying their idea of calling pink churro sauce Pepto-Bismo.
Griftbuster: When I called them grifters, I actually meant lifters, as in lifting eveyone's spirits. Also, I realized I could have given Katie Covid with that muffled cough. Can't believe how reckless I was!
The family from the Mark Twain stair case: Apparently, we need to apologize for our young son getting in Katie's way. He was just trying not to be separated from his family and did not realize he cut in front of a Disney influencer spreading joy and happiness.
Rogers Garden: We were sent a letter by someone claiming to be "concil" for one Spencer Emmons soliciting clarification regarding the Disneyland Plaza gazebo on our grounds. We take no position on what Mr. Emmons is stating; we defer to his expertise on the matter.
Cinnabon Casino: When we asked them if they were recording inside the casino, we just wanted to high-five them on camera. But they abruptly exit through the doors in a hurry. We apologize if they thought we were evicting them.
Dani702: I guess I was supposed to meet them when they are in Vegas. I heard they had a falling out with Adam, but I don't know why Spencer gets hurt when I don't reply to his invitations to purchase fuel rods together.
Ashlie: I didn't mean to ruffle KT's feathers when I accepted sponsorship from Loungefly. Just to show there's no hard feelings, I will buy whatever brand she is being sponsored by.
Mondo: Sorry for ignoring them when they say hi to me.
Paula & Dale McKenzie: We didn't mean to give the impression that they skipped out on Dale's birthday party. We didn't realize by how they were dressed that they went on a foodie tour.
Laguna Beach Farmers Market vendor: Well, dang, this gal was so put off that I insisted on cash and told her off when she kept looking at her gawddang phone!
Lake Tahoe AirBnb: After a lengthy investigation, we determined that BLAB suffering smoke inhalation from staying at our place in the middle of a wildfire disaster was an act of God because the winds didn't change. Therefore, we will give them a full refund!
Governor Newsom: I wish to extend my sincere apologies to Spencer Emmons and Katie Slockblower for singling them out when I announced the closure of public places including amusement parks in front of the California letters that used to be at DCA. I told my staff to implement measures to prevent a reoccurrence of anything that would offend them.
Matty Slockbower: Sorry for dragging this divorce with my shoddy paperwork. Yeah, it's all my fault that Katie can't marry Spence, but I can't let her go..I just can't!
YouTube Audit Department: We have noticed abnormal spikes of growth in subscribers and views that defy logic for the channel “Best Life and Beyond”. We asked the channel owners for an explanation. They have sent us a letter explaining that they are a DIY lifestyle channel and assured us that any growth is completely organic. They also explained that one of the owners is getting “di-voed” and that viewers tune in to see if they get married. Sound plausible to us. We will send them 100K subs silver plaque!
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What the duck??
Spencer getting ready for a night out in Las Vegas:
Let’s ride!
Let’s ride!
Is it just me, or is Spencer actually making stans watch a full minute of commercials before their vlog starts?
I have noticed this on the latest couple of vlogs I have sniffed for Tattle content.
I guess he figures if they can't get paid for views, they will get paid for commercials.
I have noticed this on the latest couple of vlogs I have sniffed for Tattle content.
I guess he figures if they can't get paid for views, they will get paid for commercials.
Ok I wish I could take credit for finding this but a friend of mine did- it’s from Justin Scarred’s IG stories…. I know he’s not talking about our lovely Spence but here’s hoping someone with better IT skills than I can maybe do something with this…..
Spense needs to lay off the OLDzempic! That stuff is aging him!!!
Yes. Thriving. That’s clearly right. Yep. Just like those roses, no doubt.
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Definitely the most sincere smile I have ever seen. Yep.
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Definitely the most sincere smile I have ever seen. Yep.
Dude unless you’re playing team sports or you’re like, a Marvel villain…there should never be a group effort to take you down.
Still Ugly…. What’s your point here, answering tattle about your weight? Filters filters filters nice try though… again still ugly, oh and fat! Boop!
She is proud of taking selfies in a theme park bathroom by herself?
This is how she conveys she is living her best life?
How incredibly sad for her.
Damn, am I jealous.
This is how she conveys she is living her best life?
How incredibly sad for her.
Damn, am I jealous.
Official Golden Steer Page:
We would like to apologize to any patrons that were in the restaurant last night. It appears 2 social media ‘influencers’ caused a scene when some of our regular patrons shouted ‘princess nite’ at them. Please know they were escorted out and banned for 30 days. Again, we apologize and wish you and family happy holidays!
We would like to apologize to any patrons that were in the restaurant last night. It appears 2 social media ‘influencers’ caused a scene when some of our regular patrons shouted ‘princess nite’ at them. Please know they were escorted out and banned for 30 days. Again, we apologize and wish you and family happy holidays!
Then vs now…… what a difference five years makes……
She is just too stupid to leave well enough alone.......
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