Best Life & Beyond #97 Apologies abound, viewership is down, Serf's a scab clown and KT is still round

[westville]

I just watched the beginning of their latest vlog. I only saw the Homegoods section. They didn’t even have a cart. They had no intention of buying anything but were filming and touching tons of merchandise. Also, what kind of deranged person can even go into Homegoods and not buy stuff? I clear the entrance and $200 flies right out of my bank account.

They should be banned for loitering as well as put on some kind of watch list for being able to spend zero dollars in Homegoods.

 

[ohmygoddude82]

She wishes that she could be Fern Mayo.

Except she probably wouldn't even recognize that reference because it's not from a Disney movie.

 

[mad TEA party]

I just watched the beginning of their latest vlog. I only saw the Homegoods section. They didn’t even have a cart. They had no intention of buying anything but were filming and touching tons of merchandise. Also, what kind of deranged person can even go into Homegoods and not buy stuff? I clear the entrance and $200 flies right out of my bank account.

They should be banned for loitering as well as put on some kind of watch list for being able to spend zero dollars in Homegoods.

ya, I skimmed through it on fast forward. GARBAGE.
They walked out of the store with exactly ZERO merch. What a great way to say you are broke without saying you are broke

Losers!

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

"This just in - we go now to KTbear live on the ground at Homegoods in Tustin, CA where, if, our sources are correct, they have stocked the shelves with Christmas merchandise. KT, what can you tell us?"

 

[dramalt]

Any chance our princess is prego?? I haven't been paying too much attention, just had a feeling that it was possible....

i think there's some things they need to do to make that happen, that they're not doing

 

[UncleLester]

I'm confused by her last Hair Appointment's timing. I don't give a tit about the color:

1) It now disables her from using the traditional excuse on Pajama Day that she is missing most of the beginning of the day because she's at a hair appointment. Instead sending Serf & Checkbook Charlie to do the early Christmas Tree analysis segment. And then "No PreCheck" Henry, Ca$hlee, KT, and them would make a grand entrance at 5PM and then commandeer some seating reserved by Discount Diane Keaton laying out a beach towel by "It's a Small World".

They then use Ca$hlee as the carrot to get the parade performer's attention and Serf then uses the young lad's head as a tripod to make it look like everyone is staring right at the camera. An old Hollywood trick Serf learned in the Biz.

2) If not Pajama Day, why didn't she take Oma to the Salon? So, then Serf could potentially use a potential duplicate copy of Oma's House Key (that was potentially made when "borrowing her van") and look to "Indiana Jones" some of Oma's alleged wartime stolen artifacts back to a museum or a pawn shop.

 

[ProfessorFate]

"This just in - we go now to KTbear live on the ground at Homegoods in Tustin, CA where, if, our sources are correct, they have stocked the shelves with Christmas merchandise. KT, what can you tell us?"

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"Uh, yeah, Tom, we're still trying to confirm, but early reports here on aisle 12 do indicate that significant movement of Christmas related merchandise has been observed. We spoke earlier with Karen, a regular shopper here at the Tustin HomeGoods, and she felt there definitely seems to be more Santas, reindeer, and flocked pinecones today than when she was in last Monday. She also told us she feels there might be an uptick in ugly Christmas sweaters at the TJ Maxx next door, so we'll be following up on that lead as well. No reports yet however, on any Menorah, dreidel, or latke bowl sightings, but those maybe over on aisle 13. Back to you in the studio Tom."

 

[ohmygoddude82]

"This just in - we go now to KTbear live on the ground at Homegoods in Tustin, CA where, if, our sources are correct, they have stocked the shelves with Christmas merchandise. KT, what can you tell us?"

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I would really be reconsidering my life choices if I had to resort to walking around Home Goods carrying a stupid fuzzy mic recording a YouTube video about Christmas decorations.

How bleeping embarrassing.

 

[shut the vlog up]

ya, I skimmed through it on fast forward. GARBAGE.
They walked out of the store with exactly ZERO merch. What a great way to say you are broke without saying you are broke
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Losers!

Like someone else on here said, this is nothing but high tech loitering.

 

[you said]

I would really be reconsidering my life choices if I had to resort to walking around Home Goods carrying a stupid fuzzy mic recording a YouTube video about Christmas decorations.

How bleeping embarrassing.

Along with those dancing skills of her, i thought there for a second ‘ol spence was going to bust a Mark Twain break dance move!

 

[westville]

Along with those dancing skills of her, i thought there for a second ‘ol spence was going to bust a Mark Twain break dance move!

You can tell he’s no longer as enamored of her because she started dancing and he turned away to film the Santa. In the hot and heavy days he would’ve lingered on her and probably featured some uncomfortable close ups and slow motion of her.

 

[Cocobean9]

I wouldn't be enamored with my married partner anymore if I worked as a scab for a week and she spent all the money on UGGs, Hokas and fairytale facials

 

[summa1888]

'hi , we're doing a merch search for you to watch, because the only reason you're watching us is if you are a shut in and can't go to a store"

 

[theycallmeJoan]

KT 2.0- I think we need Big Lots and Dollar General vlogs. Disney vlogs aren’t doing so well. We can film everything in one day and change shirts in the car so it looks like we filmed on different days. No one will know!
Serf-

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

Grimy Dancer

 

[theycallmeJoan]

Grimy Dancer

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She needs to be on all of their thumbnails

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

Did you know that mopery is essentially a synonym for loitering? Let’s call it mopery. You’re welcome.

 

[kitchencouch]

"Uh, yeah, Tom, we're still trying to confirm, but early reports here on aisle 12 do indicate that significant movement of Christmas related merchandise has been observed. We spoke earlier with Karen, a regular shopper here at the Tustin HomeGoods, and she felt there definitely seems to be more Santas, reindeer, and flocked pinecones today than when she was in last Monday. She also told us she feels there might be an uptick in ugly Christmas sweaters at the TJ Maxx next door, so we'll be following up on that lead as well. No reports yet however, on any Menorah, dreidel, or latke bowl sightings, but those maybe over on aisle 13. Back to you in the studio Tom."

“Ha! Losers! I don’t even know a Tom!” KT smugly says to herself after reading here, completely missing the joke

 

[Kikichick22]

Remember when they got kicked out of the tahoe casino?!
Bahahhahahha ahhh good times

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

^Cinnabon voyage.