Best Life & Beyond #97 Apologies abound, viewership is down, Serf's a scab clown and KT is still round

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They really are dumb as dirt. Buying subs while your views are falling off a cliff does not help your channel revenue. Mother Emmons needs to buy views in big numbers, not subs

So we turned the calendar to November and it's time yet again to update the wiki to reflect Katie is still married to Matty
 
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Yes I think my preferred greeting if I saw them in public would be: "Mrs. Slockbower can I have your autograph? Oh hi Spence didn't see you there."
 
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OA: We are in Japan for our first visit!

BLAB: We’re back at Disneyland for the 12th time this week looking at the same merch….but at a different store with different lighting!! Wow!
 
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I enjoy the predictable Thanksgiving Week “theatrics” with BL&B. It has become a nice little tradition.

1) Overly dramatic IG Post/Story asking us to respect that they wish to be able to have some much needed private/relaxation/disconnect time to spend with family.

2) Katie becoming conflicted because she needs to get the dozen or so Besties to praise her for her sloppy Thanksgiving cooking efforts, so she breaks the silence to share some of the cooking of “basic” Thanksgiving sides on Instagram.

3) Tattle makes snarky comments about the food not looking that appetizing. Katie then needs to respond by showing Spencer eating the food and that photo is very close cropped to keep the other people at the Thanksgiving table a mystery. Also, they don’t want to reveal the meal of just sides is being served in Irvine.

4) Tattle comments that Oma didn’t get invited for Thanksgiving with remarks that it isn’t close enough to a gift receiving event for Katie to attempt to be nice to her. We then get Katie responding with a Instagram story about Oma getting day old or two day old leftovers from Katie later.

5) Tattlers make comments about Spencer’s Mom must really dislike Katie. And then Katie has to respond with some weird Instagram photo of Spencer’s Mom bonding with Ca$hlee.

6) Katie then thanks everyone again for respecting their privacy and wishes to just disconnect during Thanksgiving week aka pretending steps 2 - 5 didn’t just play out on Instagram.

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
Don’t forget dragging out that filthy mixer covered in built up sludge to do her cooking with 🤢
 
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Wait. What ever happened to Security Bruja? And was her full name “Security Bruja Malvada del Oeste?


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A propos of that, and in memoriam of our dearly estranged S. Bruja, I shall henceforth and sometimes call KT, “Insecurity Bruja”.
 
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Wait. What ever happened to Security Bruja? And was her full name “Security Bruja Malvada del Oeste?


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A propos of that, and in memoriam of our dearly estranged S. Bruja, I shall henceforth and sometimes call KT, “Insecurity Bruja”.
Still waiting for Queef Sweat to make another appearance. 🤷‍♂️
 
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KT trying so hard to show us she has friends.
She tagged them in every single slide… “tattle look at me I have friends”🤣

KT with no eyebrows and no filters is so awful looking. She has aged so much in the last few years, no one would ever guess she’s in her 30s. That’s why no one bats an eye at her age gap with a 50+ year old hobo. And her YSL bag with Walmart attire kills me!

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