“Remember, class. If you wanna get ahead in this business, faux leather jackets are your friend. They are a sign that you are an elder, and you command respect.”
”Now, class - if you’ll turn around, you’ll see a young woman in a 3XL Disneyland crewneck sweatshirt storying this whole session. That’s what I go home to each night. That’s what this jacket can get you if you play your cards right. And like any great Hollywood love story, she’s married to someone else. So, uh…yeah. I’d say I’m doing pretty well.”