If these folks start posting clarification messages, then we know BLAB sent out more cease and desist letters:
Fresh Baked: "We misheard BLAB when they asked us to lie that they had Covid. They actually said 'Never lie to your kid'".
Justin Scarred: "Yes, I totally overreacted when Spencer approached me and said he heard that I was talking smack about them. Sorry 'bout it!"
Cinnabon Casino: "When we asked them if they were recording inside the casino, we just wanted to high-five them on camera. But they abruptly exit through the doors in a hurry. We apologize if they thought we were evicting them."
Ordinary Adventures: "We misunderstood the posting that we thought was mocking Kitra's hospital stay...we accept their explanation that it was a commentary on our health care system. Also, we apologize for copying their idea of calling pink churro sauce Pepto-Bismo.
Griftbuster: "When I called them grifters, I actually meant lifters, as in lifting eveyone's spirits. Also, I realized I could have given Katie Covid with that muffled cough. Can't believe how reckless I was!"
Lake Tahoe AirBnb: "After a lengthy investigation, we determined that BLAB suffering smoke inhalation from staying at our place in the middle of a wildfire disaster was an act of God because the winds didn't change and we will give them a full refund!"
So BLAB's concil sent more letters demanding clarifications/retractions...
Ashlie: I didn't mean to ruffle KT's feathers when I accepted sponsorship from Loungefly. Just to show there's no hard feelings, I will buy whatever brand she is being sponsored by.
The family from the Mark Twain staircase: Apparently we need to apologize for our young son getting in Katie's way. He was just trying not to be separated from his family and did not realize he cut in front of a Disney influencer spreading joy and happiness.
Dani702: I guess I was supposed to meet them when they are in Vegas. I heard they had a falling out with Adam, but I don't know why Spencer gets hurt when I don't reply to his invitations to meet.
Paula & Dale McKenzie: We didn't mean to give the impression that they skipped out on Dale's birthday party. We didn't realize by how they were dressed that they went on a foodie tour.
Mondo: Sorry for ignoring them when they say hi to me.
Laguna Beach Farmers Market vendor: Well, dang, didn't realize this gal was so offended that I insisted on cash and told her off when she kept looking at her gawddang phone!
Governor Newsom: I wish to extend my sincere apologies to Spencer Emmons and Katie Slockblower for singling them out when I announced the closure of public places including amusement parks in front of the California letters that used to be at DCA. I told my staff to implement measures to prevent a reoccurrence of anything that would offend them.
Matty Slockblower: Sorry for dragging this divorce with my shoddy paperwork. Yeah, it's all my fault that Katie can't marry Spence, but I can't let her go..I just can't!