So you’re saying that you consider what you do as “commercial activity”?
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So you’re saying that you consider what you do as “commercial activity”?
I had to comment. I couldn’t help myself so I’ll likely get blocked. Whatever
The one true sweethearts night is almost upon us once again, which means that the Spring Break crowds will soon be flooding into the Disneyland Resort - just in time for KT & Spence to start planning ahead for the spooky season. What will Spencer get KT for Valentines Day this year? Will it be a new pair of sweatpants with the latest in moisture-wicking technology? Will it be a 55 gallon drum of blueberries? What do you get the woman who has everything?! The kid in me hopes it’s a new pair of ears or a gift card to Erewhon, while the grown-up in me hopes it’s some health insurance and a 401k with contribution-matching.
Hello again, everybody. It’s been a minute since ‘ol Tommy Boy has picked up a pen and jotted down his musings for you all. This is largely due to some conflicting responsibilities outside of the Tattle realm that needed to be tended to - but also, KT & Spence have become, I believe the scientific term is, ‘boring as tit’ - and the monotony of them ‘playing it safe’ makes it difficult to follow along on their journey through the land of mundanity.
That’s not to say nothing of note has come to pass lately - far from it! Since we rang in the new year, Best Life & Beyond has published 19, count ‘em, 19 new vlogs to YouTube. They’ve settled into a nice groove where, unless Spence is shamelessly and blatantly click-baiting you, they’ll snag a reliable 20-25k views per video, with it growing to around 30ish on the long-tail. I’m not sure if this puts them in the bucket of “successful” YouTube channel or not, but I would most definitely categorize them as a YouTube channel - that’s for sure.
Since we’re on the subject of click-baiting, they’ve become quite consistent at it. I wouldn’t say “good at it”, cuz it’s not really an impressive skill to know how to exaggerate a point beyond recognition, or just flat-out lie. Besides, I’ll never understand why ANYone would click a YouTube thumbnail with a sunglass-wearing geriatric and a younger female with a bow in her hair unless they had specifically searched the words ‘Chris Hansen’ first.
The folks in the official Disneyland planning department have really thrown BLAB a bone in 2023 by loading up their filming calendar with enough content to blow out a ZoZo Suit. There was New Years, there were fountains, there was a rainbow in the fountain, there was Lunar New Year, there was the 100th anniversary celebration (of the company, not the park!), there was Runaway Railway, there was Sweethearts Nite, and alllllll the food and merch that went with them. That’s the beautiful thing about having a Disneyland vlog - your content is planned for you. This ensures a nice, tall, sturdy barrier-of-entry where only the best, brightest and most creative can get the job and build an audience.
As has often been the case with these guys, the most interesting stuff lately has taken place outside of their brilliantly edited content. Who could forget moments like ‘KT wins an Oscar’ for her performance in “One of the few Bestie livestreams that wasn’t cancelled” where she desperately pleaded with the universe to ensure that the joy of being at Disneyland comes through in the videos they publish to YouTube. Not to mention the accompanying slow-motion video that Lalo posted that was so funny I could have thrown myself in front of the Main Street fire engine right then & there.
Oh and remember when they got caught on the Attractions Live stream from Sweethearts night?! Honestly guys, seeing KT & Spencer’s love for each other so fully exemplified on camera during that romantic dance together…it was emotional. Remember at your high school dances when the principal would come by and make sure you were following the “phone book rule”? (This was where you had to make sure that at least one phone book could fit between you and your dance partner, to ensure no funny business went on). Well, KT and Spence could have squeezed the entire phone booth in between them, not to mention he was holding a camera over her head to film the Fatcat Swingers the whole time. And did you hear this dolt just rambling on and on when the poor Attractions Live girl just happened to get stuck standing next to him prior to the band beginning? She uncomfortably tried to break the silence by asking some questions about his vlogging style, and he couldn’t have more pompously and boringly kept the conversation all about HIM if he tried. Not a single conversational question about her or her channel. BUT, I will give him this…he did hand us a lovely little keepsake from Sweethearts Nite. One word - problematic.
Anywho, between the trips to Nobu, the celebrity smoothies, the fancy grocery stores, the Blue Bottle Coffee, the snake oil vitamins, potions & elixirs (for overall health, not weight loss) - these guys are living it up like the Real Housewives of Rent-Controlled Malibu. The lifestyle portrayed is a farce and the health advice given is downright dangerous. There’s plenty more to say, but you’ll have to tune-in this same day & time next week for the next edition. No wait, it might be Tuesday or Wednesday, and I’ll aim for 8:37pm or 9:13pm. Depends if I make other low-priority, postponable plans or not.
I’m off to finish watching the new Sushi Roll Sunday vlog and find out if in fact, the crowds are heavy or light while the big game is on. This is crucial, imperative information in case I want to go to the park yesterday. Toodles.
Best,
Tom
Hello again, everybody. It’s been a minute since ‘ol Tommy Boy has picked up a pen and jotted down his musings for you all. This is largely due to some conflicting responsibilities outside of the Tattle realm that needed to be tended to - but also, KT & Spence have become, I believe the scientific term is, ‘boring as tit’ - and the monotony of them ‘playing it safe’ makes it difficult to follow along on their journey through the land of mundanity.
That’s not to say nothing of note has come to pass lately - far from it! Since we rang in the new year, Best Life & Beyond has published 19, count ‘em, 19 new vlogs to YouTube. They’ve settled into a nice groove where, unless Spence is shamelessly and blatantly click-baiting you, they’ll snag a reliable 20-25k views per video, with it growing to around 30ish on the long-tail. I’m not sure if this puts them in the bucket of “successful” YouTube channel or not, but I would most definitely categorize them as a YouTube channel - that’s for sure.
Since we’re on the subject of click-baiting, they’ve become quite consistent at it. I wouldn’t say “good at it”, cuz it’s not really an impressive skill to know how to exaggerate a point beyond recognition, or just flat-out lie. Besides, I’ll never understand why ANYone would click a YouTube thumbnail with a sunglass-wearing geriatric and a younger female with a bow in her hair unless they had specifically searched the words ‘Chris Hansen’ first.
The folks in the official Disneyland planning department have really thrown BLAB a bone in 2023 by loading up their filming calendar with enough content to blow out a ZoZo Suit. There was New Years, there were fountains, there was a rainbow in the fountain, there was Lunar New Year, there was the 100th anniversary celebration (of the company, not the park!), there was Runaway Railway, there was Sweethearts Nite, and alllllll the food and merch that went with them. That’s the beautiful thing about having a Disneyland vlog - your content is planned for you. This ensures a nice, tall, sturdy barrier-of-entry where only the best, brightest and most creative can get the job and build an audience.
As has often been the case with these guys, the most interesting stuff lately has taken place outside of their brilliantly edited content. Who could forget moments like ‘KT wins an Oscar’ for her performance in “One of the few Bestie livestreams that wasn’t cancelled” where she desperately pleaded with the universe to ensure that the joy of being at Disneyland comes through in the videos they publish to YouTube. Not to mention the accompanying slow-motion video that Lalo posted that was so funny I could have thrown myself in front of the Main Street fire engine right then & there.
Oh and remember when they got caught on the Attractions Live stream from Sweethearts night?! Honestly guys, seeing KT & Spencer’s love for each other so fully exemplified on camera during that romantic dance together…it was emotional. Remember at your high school dances when the principal would come by and make sure you were following the “phone book rule”? (This was where you had to make sure that at least one phone book could fit between you and your dance partner, to ensure no funny business went on). Well, KT and Spence could have squeezed the entire phone booth in between them, not to mention he was holding a camera over her head to film the Fatcat Swingers the whole time. And did you hear this dolt just rambling on and on when the poor Attractions Live girl just happened to get stuck standing next to him prior to the band beginning? She uncomfortably tried to break the silence by asking some questions about his vlogging style, and he couldn’t have more pompously and boringly kept the conversation all about HIM if he tried. Not a single conversational question about her or her channel. BUT, I will give him this…he did hand us a lovely little keepsake from Sweethearts Nite. One word - problematic.
Anywho, between the trips to Nobu, the celebrity smoothies, the fancy grocery stores, the Blue Bottle Coffee, the snake oil vitamins, potions & elixirs (for overall health, not weight loss) - these guys are living it up like the Real Housewives of Rent-Controlled Malibu. The lifestyle portrayed is a farce and the health advice given is downright dangerous. There’s plenty more to say, but you’ll have to tune-in this same day & time next week for the next edition. No wait, it might be Tuesday or Wednesday, and I’ll aim for 8:37pm or 9:13pm. Depends if I make other low-priority, postponable plans or not.
I’m off to finish watching the new Sushi Roll Sunday vlog and find out if in fact, the crowds are heavy or light while the big game is on. This is crucial, imperative information in case I want to go to the park yesterday. Toodles.
Best,
Tom
She’s not wrong about saying Super Bowl. But China also has a 10 year partnership with the NFL and the NBA. DAZN. Maybe that was the hubbub of the balloons over the US. To bring the Big Game internationally. It was free.
And. The Bears will never go to the “Big Game” again due to the Super Bowl Shuffle that I have on 7 inch. tit!!!!!!!!!! No wonder they were the worst team again.
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And. The Bears will never go to the “Big Game” again due to the Super Bowl Shuffle that I have on 7 inch. tit!!!!!!!!!! No wonder they were the worst team again.
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Missed you. Also. They were actually more entertaining as the Disney Bears. Sad. But true.
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Spence went full "crazy ranting" about the Soarin area music while waiting for KT to come back with the food from Smokejumpers and spent a good minute complaining about how there is music from The Natural and dosen't understand how Disney can license music and they chose that piece because it's *inspirational*.
Why do I have an image of KT all snuggled up on the couch, unwashed, black leggings, bowls full of snacks….and any device they have logged in to her many fake accounts to just keep adding views to their vlogs that are as exciting as a VHS tape in finance class in high school
Smoke jumpers is garbage. Sorry, won’t eat there anymore and I’m not that picky. It’s just a hockey puck on a bun with frozen cafeteria fries
It's a snore-fest with these two right now. They aren't even mildly entertaining or informational. I'm convinced that the old man sat KT down and told her that the only way they would survive was if she kept her personality and mouth in check. He probably laid it out for her that the road to 100,000 would only happen if they kept their head down, focused only on Disneyland content, she stopped puffing up her chest to the haters, and they kept buying subs.
The truth is that it doesn't matter. Once they fake their way to the goal, it's just a matter of time before it all falls apart again. These two will show their true colors again. They may be able to bury the truth, but they can't hide it forever.
SORRY 'BOUT IT!
The truth is that it doesn't matter. Once they fake their way to the goal, it's just a matter of time before it all falls apart again. These two will show their true colors again. They may be able to bury the truth, but they can't hide it forever.
SORRY 'BOUT IT!
A certain someone was sore that their camera tech friends made it to be a part of the production of the Sushi Roll and they didn't. So decided to go to the happiest place on Earth and be a sour puss...
This newest vlog REALLY made Spencer sounds like a complaining old man. Instead of a just not into it or fed up old man as apparent in the latest live stream. Like why go if you're just gonna complain?
It's always been tradition that the winners of the Super Bowl would declare that they are going to Disney World or Disneyland....What do these two gain by being scrooges on game day and trying to demean what most of the country are tuning into, including those in the parks on their phones?!
Such negative vibes. Wow.
This newest vlog REALLY made Spencer sounds like a complaining old man. Instead of a just not into it or fed up old man as apparent in the latest live stream. Like why go if you're just gonna complain?
It's always been tradition that the winners of the Super Bowl would declare that they are going to Disney World or Disneyland....What do these two gain by being scrooges on game day and trying to demean what most of the country are tuning into, including those in the parks on their phones?!
Such negative vibes. Wow.
This was a real Valentines (sugar free) treat Tom!! I have missed your phenomenal recaps greatly!!
It’s been a minute, but let me say there is some gold standard waddling from KT in the game day video and what is up with the orange plastic looking makeup on her face?
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*cracking my knuckles*
Like a charging bull, KT plows right into this guy.
This isn’t even her final form.
Will we get depressed Katie on Instagram today with it finally settling in that she only has a few more Valentine’s Days as Matty’s wife?
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Just had the opportunity to watch THE BIG GAME video. Spencer claims that he "usually" uses BIG GAME DAY as an opportunity to find a "mountain" or "some surf".
Has that happened any time in the past decade, Spence? Is it depressing that the only mountains in your life lately are space, thunder, Matterhorn and KT?
Has that happened any time in the past decade, Spence? Is it depressing that the only mountains in your life lately are space, thunder, Matterhorn and KT?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Be my valentine
Or I’ll sit on you
Violets are blue
Be my valentine
Or I’ll sit on you
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