Lol those plates are so unpractical but seem to get more comments than the food itselfI can see a star shaped bit of banana - he needs to grow the duck up !
Lol those plates are so unpractical but seem to get more comments than the food itselfI can see a star shaped bit of banana - he needs to grow the duck up !
I noticed Fopperbolloxs had one think you can get them from Wilko too...Lol those plates are so unpractical but seem to get more comments than the food itself
Lol I won't be rushing out to buy one I prefer my food on one plate not sectioned off into multiple different onesI noticed Fopperbolloxs had one think you can get them from Wilko too...
I’m sorry but no matter how much he tarts it up that plate of pancakes looks vile it just looks like egg and fruit.....my dad had a saying you can’t polish a turd......seems right enough there, and fucks sake you know he only bought those cutters for the gram pics bet he practices with play doh ......what a bellend he really isFfs its that heart plate again ! Wonder what he's got in the section he's cut out of the shot
I doubt that would stop him. He’s Insta famous, don’t ya know?This pleases me no end... Surely it’s just ‘9 stone’ ‘10 Stone’ not ‘Stones.’ And the bell end has had his misspelling printed onto t shirts perhaps it should read ‘I’ve lost 10 stone and now can’t spell.’ He’d be a fraud if he wears it now though
Yeah... Insta famous liar!I doubt that would stop him. He’s Insta famous, don’t ya know?
He’s done a similar step by step on his stories. Is he turning into an Insta cook? bleeping know-all, show off bastard.
i definitely fall into the middle class category and I wouldn’t dream of doing that! He bloody isn’t either the scumbag! I bet if it was his own hard earned money he was spending he wouldn’t be is Sainsbury’sI'm sorry but how middle class is it.....
Look at me with my sainsburys food making a Fakeaway, but I'll but it in a "common box" so we look normal,
Should also state “but piling it all back on”This pleases me no end... Surely it’s just ‘9 stone’ ‘10 Stone’ not ‘Stones.’ And the bell end has had his misspelling printed onto t shirts perhaps it should read ‘I’ve lost 10 stone and now can’t spell.’ He’d be a fraud if he wears it now though
oh I agree... he can write all that out but can't spell medallion?He's probably copied and pasted all them recipe instructions - no way he'd do that all by himself it'd be full of typos !
Shouldn't this read..This pleases me no end... Surely it’s just ‘9 stone’ ‘10 Stone’ not ‘Stones.’ And the bell end has had his misspelling printed onto t shirts perhaps it should read ‘I’ve lost 10 stone and now can’t spell.’ He’d be a fraud if he wears it now though
Or ‘Lost 9 stone, gained a fat ego.’Shouldn't this read..
Lost 9 stone and my dignity
Totally agree! It’s okay though as long as he gets a hard on everyday he sees his shrine! He is a bleeping bleep. He is everything I hate about the world, stupid, lying, egotistical duck wit! He is probably begging right now for tattle to disappear, shame he can’t face plant it like he does a muller!
Also I heard Harry has been over to his with 1 carrier bag of essential shopping and a slice of Vicky sponge
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"dicksplash"*Apologies for the sweary rant. It could be that I’m over tired, but this excuse of a man has really pissed me off. Part may be that I was in a relationship with a narcissistic guy for 7 years who made me feel worthless and like I was nothing without him. His car was even in my name as he made me feel it was my duty to help him get a decent car to look good in work. It was upon moving away I realised what he did to me. Luckily I am engaged to a fantastic man now. I just feel very passionate about this sort of thing when I see other women being treated this way. *
So I have been catching up on this dick splashes previous threads. I’m livid. For many reasons but mainly for his poor wife.
That trip to Birmingham... wow! He literally shat all over his wife before he even got to Birmingham. I’ve said it before, I wouldn’t dream of sharing a drink with a random guy on a train. Let alone post a photo of it on social media. His poor wife. Why does he think he’s gods gift? I’d bleeping shudder to my core if he came on to me. Actually I’d probably be a bit sick.
Then there’s this...
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If I saw a photo of my other half with a girl cuddled up to him like that, with her head on his chest which is quite intimate, I’d be asking a lot of questions while packing his bags for him. This is so disrespectful to his wife.
Then this (screen shot from previous post on this thread).
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Is he admitting he did try something then? Seems so. I wish his wife would read here and see Benjaminge’s true colours. He has no respect for his wife or family for that matter.
Thing is, even if he wanted to dip his dick else where he wouldn’t leave Elizabeth, he needs her money.
I can’t bear a ‘man’ that disrespects their other half the way Ben does his wife. His ego is that big he thinks he can get away with it. He strikes me as the type that keeps his phone facedown or on his person all the time.
The nursery his wife works at made a video of all the staff saying hi and to stay safe to all the children and their families. Elizabeth’s part lasted about 20 seconds, you see her for about 3 of those. Guess who features the other 17? He even took that away from her.
Ben, you are nothing special. Your wife deserves a lot more in a husband. You really are one massive dick splash! Reassess your life you massive scrotum.
Before you say it nob rot, I am no way jealous. None of us here are jealous. Some free muller light and free sauce really isn’t anything to be jealous about. It actually makes me belly laugh that you think we are jealous of you receiving freebies, that you begged for. I’m pretty sure we all have much more satisfaction in our lives and are proud of our achievements which is a lot more than what can be said for the sad life you claim we are jealous of.