Ben Green #3

[Dannie]

He's gotta be taking the piss with these descriptions of how to make an omelette surely?

I'll give it a go whilst I'm in the queue at asda...

"I could already feel me getting aroused... just the thought of picking up the menu and browsing all that moist melted mozarrella...I scanned that menu like a man ordering a new mail order bride, Who should always have red lips....

The Deed was done..I felt such a tremble run through me as I put the phone down, all sorts was going through my mind... do I take it slow? Do I just devour her as soon as she's in my grasp? I wonder how she smells...like I remember I hope...

I hear a knock at the door, my level of arousal reaches fever pitch....Pablo hands her to me, I'm sure I felt a little bit of precum trickle down my leg as I took her in hands..... we go through to the living room, and I waste little time taking off her top...

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the next instalment of fifty shades of grey

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

the next instalment of fifty shades of grey

50 flavours of skinny (dont ask where he puts it)

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

He's gotta be taking the piss with these descriptions of how to make an omelette surely?

I'll give it a go whilst I'm in the queue at asda...

"I could already feel me getting aroused... just the thought of picking up the menu and browsing all that moist melted mozarrella...I scanned that menu like a man ordering a new mail order bride, Who should always have red lips....

The Deed was done..I felt such a tremble run through me as I put the phone down, all sorts was going through my mind... do I take it slow? Do I just devour her as soon as she's in my grasp? I wonder how she smells...like I remember I hope...

I hear a knock at the door, my level of arousal reaches fever pitch....Pablo hands her to me, I'm sure I felt a little bit of precum trickle down my leg as I took her in hands..... we go through to the living room, and I waste little time taking off her top...

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Fucks sake I’m creased .......you are missing a trick lard you should be writing erotica .....50 shades of beg

the next instalment of fifty shades of grey

Lol I didn’t see your post I’ve just put the same more or less

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Fucks sake I’m creased .......you are missing a trick lard you should be writing erotica .....50 shades of beg

haha

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

I notice he doesn’t take part in his “crews” internet get together where they all FaceTime each other and take part in a quiz.
womder if he’s even invited

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Who puts their stuff on the conveyer belt in the shop like this?

duck off.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

So Sainsburys the other day now Aldi... not exactly just essential shopping is it ??

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Who puts their stuff on the conveyer belt in the shop like this?

duck off.

Lard you know who puts things like this on the conveyor belt......people like Beggy Ben who can’t just say they have bought low syn sausages ......no they have to share it on their page....looks like he stockpiled em too , I’d be more impressed in these times of crisis if he shared how many squares of bog roll he uses to wipe his crappy arse ....bellend

 

[Clemmieinwonderlust]

Lard you know who puts things like this on the conveyor belt......people like Beggy Ben who can’t just say they have bought low syn sausages ......no they have to share it on their page....looks like he stockpiled em too , I’d be more impressed in these times of crisis if he shared how many squares of bog roll he uses to wipe his crappy arse ....bellend

His wive probably wipes that for him. She does everything else.

 

[Starrysky]

Who puts their stuff on the conveyer belt in the shop like this?

duck off.

Why can’t he wait until he gets home to take a picture? He’s such a twit!

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Why can’t he wait until he gets home to take a picture? He’s such a twit!

Yep cos nobody’s in any sort of rush in supermarkets at minute are they.......and how many essential shops does he need, he was only parading a heaving trolley full a couple of days back......nipping to Aldi for skinny sausages in my eyes ain’t essential

 

[TheFabFader]

A wee bit of honesty here.

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

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means duck all when he still has
"lost 10 stone with slimming world" on his bio and still hash tags the tit out of #targetmember when neither are true.

i guess that sounds better than
"ive gained 2 stones + back cause i'm a greedy pizza sniffing bleep".

 

[Starrysky]

‘Stones’ again And any excuse to use the self loving bond photos. Ffs Ben, those photos make me sick in my mouth.

 

[TheFabFader]

The air-fried sausages make me feel sicker

 

[Dontmissmuch]

The air-fried sausages make me feel sicker
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Oh My God - they don't look cooked properly...

 

[Starrysky]

Oh My God - they don't look cooked properly...

He’ll be the one being sick next.

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Got a few more for you Benjaminge.

Fact number 11: Your ego grew with your weight loss.
Fact number 12: You still hold on to being the greatest loser, even though you have piled it back on.
Fact number 13: You treat your wife like a door mat.
Fact number 14: You’re a massive beg.
Fact number 15: Your hashtags don’t even relate to the photos you post.
Fact number 16: You’re a dishonest bell end.

 

[Inzzzzta]

Finally a confession The Timber is back on in bulk

“Pizza sniffing bleep” has ended me

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

always has to be centre of attention.... he just cannot help himself can he...

 

[Starrysky]

Why does he use ‘#foodporn’ on photos of his family especially with the children? I mean nearly all his hashtags are for slimming world, which don’t relate to a family photo, but ‘foodporn?’ C’mon!

Those more recent photos would have been so much more suited for his ‘10 facts.’ But nope, he needs the wank bank photo recycled again as it’s been a while since he’s shown us his chauvinistic nob head photos.