It’s one of my favourite insults that often falls into vocabulary. My brummy crew mate taught me that one. If I take anything away from our working relationship, it’s his plethora of insults. They’re very valuable. We do meet a lot of sick splashes on shift"dicksplash"
Shouldn't he be writing if theybare from slimming world books as they aren't his recipes xWhat’s with the sudden influx of recipe sharing? Surely these recipes are in the SW books already?
I’m guessing he wasn’t getting enough attention with his previous content, so is now trying another avenue to gain likes *yawn* what a try hard.
I’m only guessing they’re SW recipes as he likes to pretend he’s still on plan. So I could be wrong.Shouldn't he be writing if theybare from slimming world books as they aren't his recipes x
Bit late here sorry, but this is also an idea he has stolen from other pages. HAww, he's so playful is our ben... I love this cheeky sense of humour...
I don't hide my treats ben. I'm not a fucking child.
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This!*Apologies for the sweary rant. It could be that I’m over tired, but this excuse of a man has really pissed me off. Part may be that I was in a relationship with a narcissistic guy for 7 years who made me feel worthless and like I was nothing without him. His car was even in my name as he made me feel it was my duty to help him get a decent car to look good in work. It was upon moving away I realised what he did to me. Luckily I am engaged to a fantastic man now. I just feel very passionate about this sort of thing when I see other women being treated this way. *
So I have been catching up on this dick splashes previous threads. I’m livid. For many reasons but mainly for his poor wife.
That trip to Birmingham... wow! He literally shat all over his wife before he even got to Birmingham. I’ve said it before, I wouldn’t dream of sharing a drink with a random guy on a train. Let alone post a photo of it on social media. His poor wife. Why does he think he’s gods gift? I’d fucking shudder to my core if he came on to me. Actually I’d probably be a bit sick.
Then there’s this...
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If I saw a photo of my other half with a girl cuddled up to him like that, with her head on his chest which is quite intimate, I’d be asking a lot of questions while packing his bags for him. This is so disrespectful to his wife.
Then this (screen shot from previous post on this thread).
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Is he admitting he did try something then? Seems so. I wish his wife would read here and see Benjaminge’s true colours. He has no respect for his wife or family for that matter.
Thing is, even if he wanted to dip his dick else where he wouldn’t leave Elizabeth, he needs her money.
I can’t bear a ‘man’ that disrespects their other half the way Ben does his wife. His ego is that big he thinks he can get away with it. He strikes me as the type that keeps his phone facedown or on his person all the time.
The nursery his wife works at made a video of all the staff saying hi and to stay safe to all the children and their families. Elizabeth’s part lasted about 20 seconds, you see her for about 3 of those. Guess who features the other 17? He even took that away from her.
Ben, you are nothing special. Your wife deserves a lot more in a husband. You really are one massive dick splash! Reassess your life you massive scrotum.
Before you say it nob rot, I am no way jealous. None of us here are jealous. Some free muller light and free sauce really isn’t anything to be jealous about. It actually makes me belly laugh that you think we are jealous of you receiving freebies, that you begged for. I’m pretty sure we all have much more satisfaction in our lives and are proud of our achievements which is a lot more than what can be said for the sad life you claim we are jealous of.
What a dickhead! It’s going to cost more to post than it cost to buy.Guys he got a steamer from morrisins....thick bastard he’s holding the receipt with Morrison’s written on it for checking spelling ......go like his page quickly he loves his followers that much he’s splashing out 3 whole pounds of the realm on em......unless he fills it with Easter cream
I know my first thought tooWhat a dickhead! It’s going to cost more to post than it cost to buy.
A lot of “influencers” do giveaways when they reach a large figure with lots of 0000s. It not altruism, it’s to get more followers. He’s a cock.Someone explain why this is a 30k giveaway when it cost him £3? Does he think 30k people are going to apply? I don’t get it.
Didn't he hit the 30K followers this week ? So he's treating them to a £3 steam in the hope that they will all tag him as their inspiration - think that's the most likes and comments he's ever had...... and only a tiny percentage have said that he is their inspirationSomeone explain why this is a 30k giveaway when it cost him £3? Does he think 30k people are going to apply? I don’t get it.
Still trying to work out what Toms art lesson has got to do with slimming world or any of the hashtags attached to itDidn't he hit the 30K followers this week ? So he's treating them to a £3 steam in the hope that they will all tag him as their inspiration - think that's the most likes and comments he's ever had...... and only a tiny percentage have said that he is their inspiration
Poor Tom - I bet his narcasistic father insisted he draw him !!
There’s not a lot in Ben’s life that has to do with Slimming World now but still he rolls those hashtags out. Cock.Still trying to work out what Toms art lesson has got to do with slimming world or any of the hashtags attached to it
This is geniusHe's gotta be taking the piss with these descriptions of how to make an omelette surely?
I'll give it a go whilst I'm in the queue at asda...
"I could already feel me getting aroused... just the thought of picking up the menu and browsing all that moist melted mozarrella...I scanned that menu like a man ordering a new mail order bride, Who should always have red lips....
The Deed was done..I felt such a tremble run through me as I put the phone down, all sorts was going through my mind... do I take it slow? Do I just devour her as soon as she's in my grasp? I wonder how she smells...like I remember I hope...
I hear a knock at the door, my level of arousal reaches fever pitch....Pablo hands her to me, I'm sure I felt a little bit of precum trickle down my leg as I took her in hands..... we go through to the living room, and I waste little time taking off her top...
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