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She definitely thinks that breakfast was a healthy option.
'Didn't fancy anything cooked, pancakes with a Berry compote'
 
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They were “still abit tender” too ffs do you mean hard? not tender!? Crying out loud. It baffles me how people like this get to the age they are and not know simple things
How rude of you! She's a self declared foodie. How the fuck she got a degree I'll never know.
 
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The first recipe I googled for slow cooker chicken casserole used baby Chantenay carrots that weren't top and tailed so fair's fair I guess but she didn't cut up anything else either, including the potatoes so they could cook through
 
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She really is thick. Makes me cringe how she can't pronounce things and it's like it's her first time ever hearing certain words like Neopolitan. She's lead a sheltered life
 
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Caribbean Becki
She should wear a size 40
And McDonums Sour Cream Dep has gone ?
No more Dep's with my Scranum
 
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That chicken needed the blood clots and shit cut off I can't cope with that
 
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It eats some nasty disgusting food and it’s got the nerve to call itself a foodie
 
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Oh shock another takeaway, and the amount of GREASE on her head. She had her hair done yesterday. More oil than a chip pan

CHOUROS it’s CHURROS ya fucking dimwit
 

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Here is a haiku about our Bec

Becki no necki
And her tits of pita, oh
Let me shave her head
 
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The fact she says she ordered Taco Bell because she “hadn’t been shopping”
Fuck off you fatty
You shop every day
And even if you hadn’t been, I imagine there’s beans, Bread, Pasta, Soup, something easy to whip up…cause it’s funny she didn’t order her mam or dad Taco Bell??
 
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Go Grease Bison, you're eatin' up the quater pounder
Grease Bison, Go Grease Bison
Go Grease Bison, you're coatsin' through the junk food aisles
Grease Bison, Go Grease Bison
You're obese, with ballsack knee's
Oh Grease Bison ....
 
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Oh shock another takeaway, and the amount of GREASE on her head. She had her hair done yesterday. More oil than a chip pan

CHOUROS it’s CHURROS ya fucking dimwit
Didn’t she have chicken casserole?
 
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