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"I don't have squirrels come to my gardin thoum" yeah because they live in fear of either being skoowered and dunked in dep, or cursed by a dog that witnessed the Great Wall of China being constructed.
 
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She wouldn't know her arse from her elbow if she had to actually work. So so busy getting her hair done and going b&m. Try being a single parent to two kids and working full time! I don't think I've had my hair done for about 7 years haha
 
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Why did she leave in Parker asking to go for a wee?

there was no way she was joining him mid scran
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Also I have no kids so pretty clueless with developmental stages, but isn’t he like 6?!
 
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Can’t even imagine the stress our beck has been under today!! Hairdressers, B&M and the school run IN THE RAIN MAY I ADD! How on earth does she cope?!
 
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Erm have you smelt the chemicals in the air in Ellesmere Port? It’s enough to kill a squirrel so not surprised she’s not seen any.
Maybe that’s why they’re all fick, all those chemicals floating about
 
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‘ do you need a wee wee?’ My boy is 16 months and I say pee the baby talk is revolting
 
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Sat on her arse getting her hair done, trolloping around B&M for house shite when it isn’t her house, AND playing mum on the school run for kids that aren’t hers. What a dayyyyyyy.
cosplay mondays
 
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The last squirrel you saw chased you out the park beck, squirrels giving wide Bertha a wide berth
 
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I quite like the Maui ones and they smell amazyum. Not used them for ages though due to psoriasis. Actually, I thought they were cruelty free but I’ve just googled and apparently not.
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I can hear this gif
Wish it wasn’t slowed down
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She’s like one of those wee guys filled with flour

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That takes me back. I used to throw mine at the wall at full force. Little bastard.
 
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