Beckijones4 #73 Tubby custard, eyes the colour of mustard, under 18s get her flustered

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That Sausage ribs and chep price is way too cheap
Unless it’s from her usual zero star establishment I’d add another £3-5 on it
 
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Oh duck off. What have I just watched? A Toddlers & Tiaras contestant wrestling with a rib like she's trying to land a shark? And I can't even with that plate. Got your big plate Becki?
 
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Those ribs looked disgusting

Bet she follows that with ten slices of that no bake heart attack in every slice thing she made with my paigey
 
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She said she was sharing the ribs but they’re all on her plate at the end.

She no work she only no share rib and chep
 
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Genuine question here from someone who doesn't drive..is it safe to drive in crocs or does she have no choice as duck all else fits her fat hobbit feet.
I can’t wear them to drive in (I’ve borrowed my mums before) because they slip around and I can’t feel the pedals accurately enough. But for big scoops cos her feet are like blocks of concrete they’re probably tight enough to cut off the blood supply so she should be ok if that makes sensum? X
 
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Takeaway Tracker - February 2024
01/02/24 - Zoo burger & chep - £10.50
01/02/24 - Mcdonnums AGAIN - £8.03
02/02/24 - Breakfast - £8.50
03/02/24 - Kebab AGAIN - £17.48
07/02/24 - Knooppppspssssssss - £9.55
07/02/24 - Mcdonnums Noo Menoo - £12.36
08/02/24 - Mcdonnums noo wrap - £6.79
09/02/24 - Nandewwwwwsssss - £23.15
09/02/24 - Mcdonnums cheeseumburger - £2.59
10/02/24 - Chineseum - £25.90
12/02/24 - Chatwins - £6.80
12/02/24 - Mcdonnums AGAIN -£TBC
15/02/24 - TGI’s - £FREE
15/02/24 - Mcdonnums McChildish Meal - £8.42
16/02/24 - Toum Good Toum Goum - £3.59
17/02/24 - Indium - £23.75
20/02/24 - Costeh - £3.90
21/02/24 - Starbucks - £4.10
23/02/24 - Sosej Rib n Chep - £10
This is actually bleeping wild! More in 1 month than I do the WHOLE YEAR!
 
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She can put away some scran this fuckin calorie merchant can’t she. Jimmy five bellies
 
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That Sausage ribs and chep price is way too cheap
Unless it’s from her usual zero star establishment I’d add another £3-5 on it
I went on her usual cheppy menu n added it up, the sosej is only 90p
 
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