Beckijones4 #73 Tubby custard, eyes the colour of mustard, under 18s get her flustered

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Had a bit of a rubbish day at work today and felt a bit shite about myself and my capabilities and then I came home and watched Bison taste test cereal targeted at children and drink milk from a dog bowl through a chocolate straw all from the comfort of her mum and dad’s kitchen and suddenly feel like maybe I’m not doing so bad after all
 
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PINK BUTTON FOR THE WIKI
NO BECKITRON DOESNT HAVE A DISABILITY OR SPECIAL NEEDS
She’s just a pleb. Fank yoom
Ps this Fred title is one of my all time faves. Well dunm
 
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Happy new thredum I wonder how many takeaways she will get through this week
 
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“I always feel like when I make wedges I make them too soggy”

well that will happen if you pour a load of oil and fat soaked mince and fuckin hooves of tomatoes all over them x
 
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Couldve been worse, I’ve been having dark thoughts about excessive Tubby custard being the reason for all the fanny pads she buys.
I think you mean "ladies producks"
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Had a bit of a rubbish day at work today and felt a bit shite about myself and my capabilities and then I came home and watched Bison taste test cereal targeted at children and drink milk from a dog bowl through a chocolate straw all from the comfort of her mum and dad’s kitchen and suddenly feel like maybe I’m not doing so bad after all
The fact that you have one of those real life adult job fings puts you well abuv Bison
 
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Cooking off the mince before the raw onion❌️

Add it to the nonce list ✅️
 
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