BeckiJones4 #71 Celebrating the year of the Dragon by turning into a Food Wagon

[Wizzywoo2]

You know what else is good for hydrating your skin Becki...WATER!! Try drinking some instead of drinking coke and rubbing 100s of different crappy creams on your fat face!

 

[Rodeodown]

Soum much to contend with like... being an obese virgin.

Evenbeg still firmly on another planet.

 

[kayefeluu20]

What a beaut she’s like an anaconda eating

Course she has the big light on. Nonce

 

[copperq16]

Bison meltdown incoming… she’s riled you can tell by the passive aggressive dancing and shaking of the chep. At the weekend there will be a crying vid with snow patrol playing in the background

 

[whisperchat]

I reckon she had a fight with cath and she called her a lazy overgrown meat head that’s why she stormed out the house and went to McDonald’s instead of ordering it in lol.

 

[kayefeluu20]

I'd like to think someone's said something but in reality I think she's just caught a fattitude because that's where she is in the cycle, next will be 'woem is me'

 

[hol20x]

Only just managed to watch the B&M haul part 2 and I'm in disbelief at "Becki's favourite colour is green and she likes dinosaurs" omg you'd think Cath was talking about a toddler!

 

[gigilouxx]

Why does she “need to take” the kid to Morrisons. Big old nonce imposing as usual and playing mum lool sad fat eedyat. No trifle to decompress with so eating 12 jam tea cakes instead

 

[gigi_93]

Right would you rather have dinner at Kay’s Cooking’s house or Becki’s (with Rickets an inch away watching you the whole time)

I cannot sleep. Might actually have to resort to watching the bison’s latest videos.

I’d rather have dinner with Hannibal Lecter than Becki

 

[kayefeluu20]

I wonder if she’ll get prezzies from her faves again this year

Fucking hell I'd off myself if my sister forced my niece and nephew to get me Valentines gifts because I was a lonely munter

 

[gigi_93]

She does not have learning difficulties she’s just ignorant and thick

 

[whisperchat]

The manic behaviour while piling on all the toppings on the pancakes. Never seen her move so fast.

 

[hol20x]

I don’t actually shave tbf I’m like a hairy little monkey. I wonder if Becki can reach to shave her legs.
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Right ok so everyone on this thread is depressed and autistic then

I'm depressed, autistic and bisexual. I need to pick a struggle smh.

 

[Ashaleee]

She dosnt even realise the "clap back" maccies videum to all us saying how sad her life is, gives her more points on the sad, fat, selfish lonely cunts chart. STOP copying paige, STOP obsessing over her, your eyebrows will look like shit no matter what. STOP giving your parents the scraps, PLEASE euthanise Ricketts and PLEASE get your own life! YOU are 31 years of age. Fucking lard arse waste of space! I can't with this abysmal lump anymore

 

[gigilouxx]

Nuffink says superball like potato salid

 

[omgcupcakesbaby]

Becki Jones #72 I’m a grown ass bison

I don’t have toum explain myself to youm, I’m a grown ass bison & I doum what I want to doum

 

[user726]

Why are all her features in the middle of the face? It’s giving trump meme

 

[Elisesya]

Didn’t she once mention she’d like to work as a children’s TV presenter? Sorry, but all the kids would be crying if they saw this face pop on TV. They’d be traumatised.

 

[user726]

There is no way in this earth she is 31

 

[gigilouxx]

I’d be more fuckin annoyed that despite having a car and a constant supply of junk food that she’s made little to zero attempts to live independently and leaves my fucking lights on 24/7