I’d honestly hate to be that fat you know. I’d be in a constant state of anxiety about not fitting into plane seats, cinema seats, theatre seats, tit if she rode a bike her arse would swallow it whole. I go to Disney World often and I’d be terrified of not fitting in the ride seats…can you imagine her trying to get her arse on the seven dwarfs mine train?! I’d be so sad to be too fat to do what I love! Do you reckon that’s why she has no hobbies and does nothing but rot in the house or wander the aisles of Asda like an overfed zombie?? Literally just too fat to function in normal society?