BeckiJones #68 Fatty

[eggsandwiches]

Ogre

 

[kayefeluu20]

I can't. I'm genuinely done. She's defeated me. In the immortal words of Ian Beale: I've got nothing left.

 

[gigi_93]

Hate when she calls herself fat/plus size/a bigger girl. No babe, those are understatements. You’re morbidly obese and there’s no other way to frame it.

 

[Ishallnotbenamed]

Shut up whoever posted about that munchie box was right hahahahah

 

[veganfortheanimals]

A smoothie for breakfast, cucumber sticks for lunch and then nothing until dinner. OH PISS OFF, my manners….piss off PLEASE

 

[yellowmellow]

She's not going to meet anyone staying in Ellesmere Port unfortunately If she tries dating apps the radius may not be wide enough to stretch to Liverpool etc, and even if it is I can't see her driving back and forth for dates

Can you imagine her on a dating app... I'm Becki, I'm 31, I live at home with my mum and dad and my favourite subject at school was art. Likes: takeaways, kebabs, mcdonnoms, takeaways, new york, my paigey, wkds, watching kids dance shows, my paigey, eating and takeaways... And the ones where you can record you talking... "I'm having a chicken sandwich from morrisons for brunch in my childhood bedroom. What are you having?...... Sounds goodm"

 

[gigilouxx]

Why the hell has she gone anyway? Dance presentations are for the parents not lard arse auntie tag alongs. I’d never in a million years expect my kids aunties/uncles to come to theirs. My parents don’t even come.

She’d dive into a bubbling active volcano if she fort there were teenage girls there. Big fat nonce

 

[gigilouxx]

I’ll let my kids put a grow in the loft before I even consider allowing em to mimic takeaways including packaging big fat saddo

 

[yo2daho2]

How is that content. Struggling to get into leggings, explaining a fucking jumper shes wore 100’s of times and then cherry on the cake.. promoting slip on shoes she cannot slip on.

 

[Powershower]

View attachment 2727254She has got some serious jacked up hands

Why is she smashing the food in like she’s doing baby led weaning tho

 

[gigilouxx]

*sighs*

Takeaway Tracker - January 2024
01/01/24 - Indium £23.65
02/01/24 - Costa £4.20
04/01/24 - Mcdonnums assortment £10.02
05/01/24 - Costa £6.45
05/01/24 - chippy £9.66
09/01/24 - Nandewwwwsssssss £VOUCHER
16/01/24 - Undeclared Mcdonnums £TBC
17/01/24 - Mcdonnums Breakfast £9.08
18/01/24 - Harvester breakfast - £10.60
21/01/24 - Frankie and Bennums - £21.80
23/01/24 - Brunch - £14.95
23/01/24 - Mcdonnums - £5.49
26/01/24 - All you can eat lardfest - £23.99
27/01/24 - Mcdonnums - £10.32
28/01/24 - Mcdonnums breakfast £9.08
28/01/24 - meat box £16

 

[gigilouxx]

Hang on ? She should be reported for driving with ALCOHOL IN HER SYSTEM!!!!

Let’s be realistic someone that size could neck a crate of special brew and it wouldn’t touch the sides

 

[ChubClubThug]

What a difference a day makes …..24 little hours

All I can see is a dick on her face

 

[kayefeluu20]

An unyun

 

[ChubClubThug]

This thread is so argumentative it's unreal a lot of "having-the-last-word-syndrome" it's like telling becki she's not a size 28 in Yours clothing

fuck me there's nicer hills to die on

 

[Venom]

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, you're a piece of Lard !

 

[Elisesya]

Bigger chin than Thanos.

Bison wisdom:
Feeling stressed? Burger an cheps.
Feeling sick? Choona cleanse.
Feeling thirsty? Ice-cold cokkkkkkke.
Want something refreshing? chocolate fudge brownie frappe.
Need a healthy recipe? Just add fry light and pints of cream.

Any other bison wisdom?

 

[Helliebella]

Why the hell has she gone anyway? Dance presentations are for the parents not lard arse auntie tag alongs. I’d never in a million years expect my kids aunties/uncles to come to theirs. My parents don’t even come.

 

[ratbags]

Only Becki could do a day eating green food and only manage to eat one vegetable

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

Sitting out on me porch reading a book like an old arse and I’m wondering: does she or has she ever read books? It’s probably been discussed before so soz. She’s just got so much free time, I’d go insane if I didn’t read

She’s halfway through biff and chip, Paige brought it home about 10 years ago and she’s been taking her time