BeckiJones #68 Fatty

[Venom]

Beckijones4 #69 You can fake a takeaway, but not how much you weigh

 

[goldie341]

I dunno what I’ve missed for there to be 6 new pages but can anyone work out what it says on her Apple watch??

 

[gigilouxx]

I might email Dec Dec a photo of my washing machine and see what traditional Indian snack he seems to think would pair well with it. a new twist on wine pairing

 

[sleepingpanda]

So let’s get this straight…

she has a mcdonnums before “the big night out”

gets “drunk” at a KIDS DANCE presentation

has mcdonnums for breakfast as hungover

has big take away for tea

because she GOT DRUNK AT A CHILDS PRESENTATION

 

[Ktb]

When he goes in dry

 

[lauren119966]

She has got some serious jacked up hands

 

[Klaus123]

BeckiJones4 #69 only 69 she’s experiencing is 69 stone

 

[LadyMarmalade]

I’m nominating those leggings for a Pride of Britain award. That elastic has been tested more times than Job.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Nahhhh this needs to stop

 

[lyrical0609]

I’m grumpy again today but her latest dishing up video has enraged me for multiple reasons!

Making her mum cook something green just so it goes with her theme, dishing up at least half of the 3 person pasta portion for herself, only dishing up her own whilst her poor mum stands waiting after cooking, telling her mum she thought she was mixing it but “it’s fine” the way it is, taking it up to her bedroom to eat after her mum’s cooked for her.

I could go on but she’s nothing but SELFISH

 

[gigi_93]

Hot milkshakes, what the fuck is going on in the U.K.? Are you all ok??

 

[hol20x]

Hungover? From a children's dance presentation??

 

[Tit.tat]

Paige is annoying. Pass it on.




That fucking tongue stick out move that she does erks me. She’s annoying as fuck. Yes yes I know she’s only 15 but my gawd she is irritating.

yes it’s a bison fred. But she’s part of the same breed IMO to be talked about just like the chav, dead-dog-walking and porka

 

[goldie341]

Someone in the comments mentioned the watch strap

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Her head looks like a butternut squash and I can’t stop seeing it

 

[planetjupiter]

Saw this comment yesterday and I’m still laughing

 

[LadyMarmalade]

OMG WHO CALLED IT ON THE MUNCHIE BOX!?!?

 

[gigilouxx]

*sighs harder*


Takeaway Tracker - January 2024
01/01/24 - Indium £23.65
02/01/24 - Costa £4.20
04/01/24 - Mcdonnums assortment £10.02
05/01/24 - Costa £6.45
05/01/24 - chippy £9.66
09/01/24 - Nandewwwwsssssss £VOUCHER
16/01/24 - Undeclared Mcdonnums £TBC
17/01/24 - Mcdonnums Breakfast £9.08
18/01/24 - Harvester breakfast - £10.60
21/01/24 - Frankie and Bennums - £21.80
23/01/24 - Brunch - £14.95
23/01/24 - Mcdonnums - £5.49
26/01/24 - All you can eat lardfest - £23.99
27/01/24 - Mcdonnums - £10.32
28/01/24 - Mcdonnums breakfast £9.08
28/01/24 - meat box £16
30/01/24 - costum milkshayyyykkkess £8.20

 

[Helliebella]

Paige has got as much chance of being a professional dancer as bec bec has as being on the next series of gladiators. Dance college or not, the girl will be on UC before she knows it, getting the best tips of how to claim the most money from her mother and grandparents.

 

[gigilouxx]

Just to inform all you Bisonettes, I am now a health queen. I checked the fit thing on my phone and it turns out I’m averaging 13k steps a day. Aside from the Swiss rolls, full trifles, multipacks of crisps I eat at night I will be the only counsel now for weight loss advice. Love youm all x