BeckiJones 4 #70 Her neck, her back, big fat gunt and flat arse crack 🎶

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I’d probably have a severe ear infection too if I had to listen to her orgasm over a kebab for the 5th day in a row
 
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You would absolutely be able to tell if your pet dog had a severe ear infection. Even just from the smell alone.
 
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Whether we like or not that incredible mutt is genetically mutating before our very eyes withstand all threats to life 😂 this time generating ear infections to block out the dulcet screech tones of a kebab hungry bison
 
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I didn’t realise it was an ear problem he had. Because what you need when you have an ear infection is someone in your face screeching at you.
 
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I didn’t realise it was an ear problem he had. Because what you need when you have an ear infection is someone in your face screeching at you.
I mean for FUCKS sake. What would she do if he had a sore paw-kneecap him?

Poor fucker looks like someone tarred and feathered a stoat.
 
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The McDonnums is on me.
Oh god, you’ve said the magic words that summon Beckum
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Just went to google to look at the new maccies menu and I’d typed in mcdonnums. Help me 😭
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I’m guessing she’s going to get the big tasty and the raspberry/white chocolate pie thing
 
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Until this Fred I had no idea that mcdonnums did scheduled menu changes. I mean I noticed when they tried to bouji (SHOOT ME NOW) a burger up by giving it a posh bun and a few extras but I’m loyal (babes) to

Quarter pounder wiv cheese
Cheeseburger
Double cheeseburger

So never change my order.

Not toum keeeeen on cheese thoum. But yeahm.
 
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I’ve been a little tit for big tastys during this pregnancy and the yummy little bastards are back. If these kids turn down an offer of mcdonnums tonight they’re gonna be livin next door to Tracy beaker
 
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Maybe an unpopular opinion but big tastys are vile… the sauce they put in it makes me heave
 
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Every time someone says no all I think of is NOUM 😭😭😭😭😭 I had a McDonald’s earlier and I smashed a double quarter pounder, chips and a McFlurry. I feel vile now but was so worth it. Although I was timid because they forgot my chilli dep!!!!
 
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