C kill myselfHere’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
Literally would rather dieHere’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
She probably sleeps naked in that bed anyway so B’s the obvious optionHere’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
You wrongunShe probably sleeps naked in that bed anyway so B’s the obvious option
Can I be absolutely mortally off my face whilst sleeping with her? If not, then yeah probs off myself. I've tried offing myself for less tbhHere’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
I think this is 100% the caseI hope she's not being told by someone she's doing fine as she's walking and that's all she has to do
Either way, the garlic stench coming from her would most likely kill me off!Here’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
Gigi you get a pass given you've worked so hard on the tracker recently but it'd be jail otherwise. Noum.If I choose sleep with her do I have to lick her front or can I just use fingers and not be that close to her
Deploy one of these bad boysIf I choose sleep with her do I have to lick her front or can I just use fingers and not be that close to her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nah I’m goneA few years back I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off. She invited me to her flat so I show up and it turns out she’s morbidly obese. Probably as big as Becki if not bigger but shaped differently. Anyway we are chatting and whatever and then she asks me to stay the night. I panic like fuck and tell her I will because she keeps being taken to A&E for trying to top herself and I don’t want to be responsible for that. Thankfully she then told me she’d never sleep with someone on the first date so genuinely all we did was sleep, but when she pulled her leggings down to sleep in her pants it absolutely fucking reeked of like musty old mushrooms and garlic.
I have no fucking clue why I’ve typed this out. My point is she was genuinely very pretty and funny but I still couldn’t sleep with her so I think I’d choose option A.
Anyway, I’m on citalopram.
A - theres no way I’m going near that festering garlic gunt. Plus, I’ll be able to hit my weekly protein goal in just one day. I could even make a documentary of them and sell it to Netflix to get rich.Here’s a would you rather for you bitchy lot
Would you rather
A - have to live with bec no neck for a year in that manky bedroom and you have to eat everything she eats
Or
B sleep with her once and never have to see her again
I have a similar story except we went on a few dates first so I knew she was fat, and I wasn't bothered about her weight HOWEVER we went back to her flat and she had one of those walls of empty energy drink cans but instead of energy drink cans it was Pringles cans. Gave my vagina necrosis. Never saw her again. She was from Swindon which should've been red flag enough.A few years back I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off. She invited me to her flat so I show up and it turns out she’s morbidly obese. Probably as big as Becki if not bigger but shaped differently. Anyway we are chatting and whatever and then she asks me to stay the night. I panic like fuck and tell her I will because she keeps being taken to A&E for trying to top herself and I don’t want to be responsible for that. Thankfully she then told me she’d never sleep with someone on the first date so genuinely all we did was sleep, but when she pulled her leggings down to sleep in her pants it absolutely fucking reeked of like musty old mushrooms and garlic.
I have no fucking clue why I’ve typed this out. My point is she was genuinely very pretty and funny but I still couldn’t sleep with her so I think I’d choose option A.
Anyway, I’m on citalopram.
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