Beckhams #6 Brooklyn Beckham MBE mediocre, boring and embarrassing

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The state of Posh and Becks...all that money and they quite often look like the unhappiest people you ever saw.
None of them ever look happy, do they? Ma and Pa clearly detest one another. Dorklyn flits from 'career' to 'career' between visits to the tattoo parlour. Ooze tries to pull off the 'gansta' look and fails consistently with his 2 left feet trying to replicate his father's footballing success. (Although, he was a tennis prodigy ) Romero is another without drive, focus or determination. Time will tell how Harpic turns out, but with V&D to guide you, who knows?

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think l mixed the two fellas up?
 
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And now the gormless twat Dorklyn is wearing a necklace with Nicola on it. He is so obsessed with her. Totally over the top behaviour.
 
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And now the gormless twat Dorklyn is wearing a necklace with Nicola on it. He is so obsessed with her. Totally over the top behaviour. View attachment 1915159
It’s very childish looking. Everything about him reminds me of a teenager in their first relationship. Very infantile ways of displaying your love which look great on SM but which don’t actually mean anything. But then I suppose his model of marriage has been a couple who seem to stay together despite not actually liking each other very much.
 
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I expect the Beckhams would have preferred that Brooklyn has married the daughter of a billionaire than he became a Marine
I feel like they'd honestly be secretly devastated if any of their kids shunned the limelight and got a "normal" job.
 
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He wouldn't last 5 minutes as a Marine.
Was it a chance he was going to be one?! He wouldn't last a normal shift in any kind of job let alone something military related
 
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Wow the new pics of Cruz in his IG story - he and Romeo look SO alike as they're getting older.
 
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I’m loving the new names Ooze and Dopeo for Cruz and Romeo

Please stop you are not Justin Bieber

 
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I feel like they'd honestly be secretly devastated if any of their kids shunned the limelight and got a "normal" job.
However, think how much a stint in marines would do for the knighthood ambitions. They'd be all over it with how brave he is, how hard it is for them, how he loves his country and arselicking the royals even more. As long as he embraced celeb after a couple of years I think They'd love it.
 
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Back in the kitchen again
“Slammed as out of touch”
Did anyone believe that he’s actually ever been “in touch” before this article was published?
His whole life has been one long out of touch media circus.[/QUOTE]
 
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Latest from DM, she looks utterly miserable, how long before she files for divorce, she’s got the name and media exposure now
He looks all puffed up and She is doing her VB impression. What a sad looking pair and I'm not
talking about her tits either.

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“Slammed as out of touch”
Did anyone believe that he’s actually ever been “in touch” before this article was published?
His whole life has been one long out of touch media circus.
Dorklyn has always lived in the family bubble, he has no fucking clue.
 
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