David Beckham has the smuggest smirk in the world (still hasn't got you a knighthood yet though has it?), the worst toupee, worst dress sense and hideous veneers.
Brooklyn is as thick as he looks. Pasty, unattractive to the point of being plain and always looks like he needs a good bath.
Romeo and Cruz are just weird looking.
Harper has to endure her Father constantly fawning all over her as he (IMO) makes a point of showing her more affection than he'll ever show his wife in public.
Victoria - forever desperately draping herself over David or clutching at him with claw like hands, while he looks into the distance with a thousand yard stare, totally indifferent, determined not to show his cling on of a wife one iota of affection.