Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!

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Annabanana40

If that is the case even more shame on them for putting him in spotlight, he could have a lovely life doing whatever he wanted badly or well in private. Now he is subject to ridicule as they made him a celebrity before he was old enough to meaningfully consent or understand the consequence (even more so if he does have learning difficulties).
 
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RatFace

I can't bring myself to watch it. I'll be cringing inside out.
 
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Cacacoisfarraige

There’s an Irish ‘chef’ not much better than Brooklyn beckHam, his name is Donal Skehan, he’s a complete tool as well. He’d probably assemble sandwich too

I’ve tried one or two of his recipes - complete failures as I doubt they were tested properly before publishing.
 
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ChickenLicking

What is the point of Brooklyn Beckham?

As for VB I wholeheartedly agree with those who believe that her ED is being celebrated. FFS she's no bloody role model.
 
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Mark81

Cacacoisfarraige said:
David is trying to get a Netflix cooking deal. I’m guessing this is his standard too.
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Netflix need to back off these celeb special contracts. It's the opposite of what made Netflix so great. I don't want my subscription going on the beckhams offspring and Harry and meghan etc. There is no talent and authenticity to any of them
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Have any of you seen the Geordie Chef online? Brookie will luv his recipes

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MrAllSeeingEye

I couldn’t actually watch the whole clip of him making that sandwich on the Today show. The presenters can barely keep a straight face! “Your Dad must be really proud with you picking up that pan!”

Brooklyn has absolutely zero charisma. The paper towel that he dabbed the bacon with has more charisma than him.

Nepotism strikes again!
 
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Kebab girl

I couldn’t watch it all either, I felt so embarrassed for him. And the reference to the fiancé is just too cringe!!!
 
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Rita Chevrolet

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Naah that’s far too technical, all the products to put in the right compartments, working out which program to select, cottons, synthetics will go straight over his head, then he’s got to press the buttons
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No point in phoning Mum for help because I doubt she has a clue either!
 
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Cacacoisfarraige

I see Harper got a medal at a judo competition . Seeing as she’s a white belt (hasn’t even got a grading), they usually give them to everyone. What a knob. Next we’ll be hearing she’s destined to represent the U.K. in the next Olympics (despite the fact there are children her age with some serious belts).

They’ve got a three for one deal with the stories.
Cruz’a new bland bland single - auto tuned - could be anyone really
and VB trying to recreate the green dress in atonement, not very original, her lips are now bigger than her boobs
 
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Lady_H

Gordon Ramsay could have made a breakfast sandwich on TV with exactly the same ingredients and he’s have made that segment absolutely sing. You’d be heading to the fridge to cook your own sandwich by the end of it. The segment would work because he’s charming and brilliant and everyone knows that cooking a breakfast sandwich is far below his talent and abilities - but he wants us all to enjoy cooking and give it a go too. Brooklyn on the other hand is a socially uncomfortable lump awkwardly smearing a paper towel on a piece of bacon in a way that makes you feel slightly nauseous. And one rather suspects that the breakfast sandwich is the peak of his cooking abilities.
 
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Annabanana40

Brooklyn is well on his way to being a byword for not putting your talentless kids in the spotlight.
 
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turtleneck10

Brooklyn was super awkward on that talk show. They kept asking questions to try to engage him and he was not responding... he didn't understand what they were doing and why. Very rarely when they ask a question should your response be "I have no idea". Come up with something… Make a joke... anything. He was not good.
 
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Angelic37

Yes and much as I loathe his parents they've both engaged well with the media back in their days. Kinda I guess. OK well not brilliantly. But better than Brooklyn does. Mind you I engage with the media better than Brooklyn does.
 
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