Beckhams #3 What do David's hair and Victoria have in common? They're both ridiculously thin!

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Rita Chevrolet

I think you'll find he will need "An Assistant" to do all the difficult bits of all these onerous tasks
 
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no-no

Annabanana40 said:
Today Show viewers shocked as Brooklyn Beckham makes SANDWICH on show # via http://dailym.ai/android

Brooklyn makes a sandwich. Wow. I can’t wait for the sandwich making book.
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I can’t even bring myself to watch the clip. The thumbnail of the presenter grimacing with her hand on his shoulder like he’s not all there was enough. He needs to get some self-respect.
 
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Phil Anne Throw Pee

V & D need to reign him in now. I mean it is beyond embarrassing that his photography is so poor and his cooking repertoire is a sausage butty. Surely they can see he's a laughing stock?
 
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Tabitha D

The arrogance of Brooklyn. Total absence of talent or charisma, but suddenly he thinks he’s such a great cook that he can go on telly and show other people how it’s done. (I guess Jamie Oliver makes it look easy so any old idiot thinks they can do it).
As if anyone needs telling how to compile a “breakfast sandwich”.
I also highly doubt this came from his grandmother. He’s more likely to have got his inspiration from the Tesco grab’n’go section.
Brooklyn, you useless tosser.
 
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1001 others

I agree with some comments I read on DM about the possibility of him being a slow learner. I think he has several developmental issues which he hasn't spoken about. He seems to flit from one thing to the next, usually whatever's the cool thing for that moment in time. I don't think he even stuck at his photography course?

I blame David and Victoria for not insisting on him staying in school and developing some great, usable, skills and teachings for the real world. It can't have been easy for him growing up in that family.
 
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Lady_H

no-no said:
I can’t even bring myself to watch the clip. The thumbnail of the presenter grimacing with her hand on his shoulder like he’s not all there was enough. He needs to get some self-respect.
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I watched it. It was indeed very painful. Apart from the dreadful sandwich-making he really lacks any ability whatsoever to hold a room. He just isn’t particularly pleasant or engaging to look at or listen to. Why on earth is he on US breakfast shows being lauded as a “social media sensation” in the first place?

That aside you have to admire the professionalism of those hosts - they kept that whole segment going with an extraordinary amount of energy and enthusiasm over what amounted to a pre-cooked bacon and egg sandwich.
 
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Cacacoisfarraige

Perhaps he has some learning difficulties, but they have the resources to employ the best help. My son has dyslexia, he attends an extra curricular class every week and does extra work outside school. They could get tutors, OT, etc but they’re far more worried about clicks and buying him followers.
 
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Angelic37

OK so I just forced myself to watch the clip. All he has done is fry an egg. Badly. I genuinely think he PRETENDED not to like runny eggs because he knew he wouldn't be able to make a successful runny fried egg. So basically, he's been granted a slot on TV, to showcase his so-called cooking skills, and he's failed to even properly fry an egg. I cringed the entire time. So his great grandma invented bacon and egg butties did she. Fml. He's a parody, that has to be the only explanation. Go away Brooklyn
 
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Muses

I can't find the video of him on the show, just videos commenting on it. Anyone have a link?
 
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Captainmouse

Phil Anne Throw Pee said:
'Next week, Brooklyn will be showing us all how to do a pile of washing in the washing machine'.
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Naah that’s far too technical, all the products to put in the right compartments, working out which program to select, cottons, synthetics will go straight over his head, then he’s got to press the buttons
 
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