Or a parenting book. How best to deprive your children, push fear on them, let them eat off the floor, while you slow your nervous system down and heal from the outside with a full face everyday.
Tips and tricks include;
Potty training,
How to make overnight oats,
Telling the kids to be nervous,
Letting them experience nature through sandy nappies,
Making sure mum always looks better than kids,
Making sure mum is always first priority,
How to exploit the
tit out of the kids,
How to act incapable so others feel sorry for us,
How to destroy your skin by not using spf,
Projecting how to be a couple onto your kids,
And much much more