How has she managed to convince him she works full time?! He really is a bleeping mug
How rude? It takes a lot of time to be Ashlie don’t you know:
- buying tat from B&M to make ‘themed’ table settings.
- making videos of her face scrubber, copy/pasting her social media ads and finding new and creative ways to hide #AD.
- getting up at 5am to manifest, drink tea, and share generic motivational quotes.
- going through old family pictures; fabricating new angles on her divorce to make it more relatable and give her advice as an independent boss mama (the one who relies on Wingers for everything)
- watching fake news on the pandy and sharing it without any research.
- editing the sky on every picture.
- sharing videos of eldest porky son and youngest ASD son (who doesn’t have ASD officially bcos #stigma) who are the most interesting and hilarous children ever to be born.
- thinking up new and kooky names for things to reinforce the fact that she’s COOL. (see Pandy, Sainsbos, The Vid, The Vax, blended fam, the ‘glow life’, devo, fugging hell)