Can you do gender selection in Cyprus…..?
Oh yes how could I forget, the child prodigy!Did you not know he can say at least 50 words
i also doubt a 18 month old said February… I’m in my 30s and sometimes struggle to pronounce it
The image she shared is literally titled “ the vulva gallery”Oh! And she clearly still can’t bring herself to say VULVA!?
Well they'll have to , as apparently there's no kids clubPaid a million pounds for a hotel that has plastic tablecloths Can’t imagine anything worse than not leaving the hotel compound for an entire week.
Dont worry, she’ll read here tonight and they’ll venture out tomorrow
Christ I missed this. Days of the month well spotted.God she’s so bleeping dumb, wtf is the ‘days of the month’
I know what song she’s talking about, my boy loves it too (granted we don’t have it on 24/7 or any screens during food) It lists the actual months, not ‘the days of the month’, Ash…
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Also the rant about the iPad reads like a crazed Britney Spears caption!
God you’re right. It’s not a vagina Trash. She obviously didn’t read the image she nicked off Google/another instahun.Well they'll have to , as apparently there's no kids club
Omg I’ve just googled and they actually do it!! You could be onto something here!Can you do gender selection in Cyprus…..?
Me too.Omg I’ve just googled and they actually do it!! You could be onto something here!
You could be on to something there! I remember the video where she found out she was having a boy, she looked absolutely devastated and close to tears. She wants a girl next time and would do something like that to make it happen.Me too.
I just suddenly thought it fits with her needing to nap, feeling stressed, putting Alf in the childcare - bet she’s disappearing to a posh clinic for appointments and that’s why she booked a hotel with a kids club that would take an 18 month old.
Maybe I’m reaching here but she won’t risk another boy….
If she has a girl in 9 months though I won’t believe it’s coincidence.
Maybe he can read the menu along with the “ days of the month “ or whatever bullshit she’s spouting now .Alf wouldn’t eat anything in the menu? So she ordered one if everything and he politely declined them all?
This! I said something similar a few pages back, we have a child the same age, whenever we have gone away we have got a suite or an apartment as we know once babies asleep at 8ish we don’t want to be stuck in a bedroom being quiet, we can have dinner, drinks, watch a film etc, but still have all our family time in the day.she confuses me so much. We just checked in for our first family holiday abroad (bloody Covid!) travelling with a 2 year old to Portugal & do you know what we did. Booked a 2 bed villa on a big resort. I get what everyone is saying about family time but if our boy is in bed by 8.30 I don’t want to spend my holiday stuck in the same room as him all night trying not to disturb him.
Have family time but have your own time too. Everyone can win Ashley if you just think! There were so many better options than the super expensive resort she picked that does not make a parents life easier. It’s not difficult!