Ashley James #8 Lovely day x

[Pollyanna263]

Ashley James #8 Lovely day x


Days alone with Alf - 0

New discoveries -
She has a vulva. This is new information that no one told her before.
She wasn’t ‘stitched wrong’, it’s not all in her head, except it sort of is actually.
She no longer has a prolapse, which is great because she now has a PT instead which is a wonderful excuse to leave Alf with Tommy some more.
Is having a couple of nights away now, she really needs the lie ins, poor thing.
Fake grass is terrible for the environment but she’s getting it anyway as Snoop (remember him?) used to get muddy paws on real grass.
FB marketplace is great, but click here on this undeclared amazon affiliate link for the same thing.
Speaking of which, the ASA have been in touch and Ash now has to declare her links like she should have been all along. How very dare that one person have reported her?!
She is very excited for her birth debrief tomorrow, and plans to go through her hospital notes on her podcast.


Alf -
Still thankfully sees lots of his grandparents and appears to adore Tommy.
Still only apparently eats watermelon, pre-grated cheese, and more watermelon.
Is left calling for Mama in his unsafe cot while she films the monitor for the ‘gram.
Was taken to Clarks for his feet to be measured, we thought he had new shoes, but actually just still wears Roman’s hand-me-downs (thanks Lucy Meck)
Has been allowed to the park, and to play with bubbles, for the first time in over a year of life.
We all know his childminder’s name and where he spends every day.


Lovely day x

 

[MidnightRambler]

Only Ashley James could start a caption about hard work and authenticity with 2 purposely misleading ‘facts’.

‘I grew up in a small town in the North East’ (because my parents own a HOTEL there)

‘I went to school in the Lake District’ (a 20k a year private boarding school 20 odd miles from the nearest lake, prior to studying privately again in France)

Two lies in the first two lines of a caption about authenticity. Impressive.

So glad us girls have trailblazers like Ash, who overcome all these obstacles like private education, wealthy parents and beautiful looks.

Her hard work on reality television, right wing news outlets, social media soft porn, unqualified life coaching/travel blogging/interior design/DJing and microwave meal advertisements is almost exactly what I imagine Emily Pankhurst hoped her legacy would be.

Thank you Ashley, for everything x

 

[Danielle0120]

OK so after only finding this woman today, I've found out that she's obsessed with herself, obsessed with insta, doesn't like her kid very much, her kid only ever seems to eat watermelon?
I'n quite entrigued. I'll stick around.

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Won’t buy him any nice holiday clothes that actually fit him because she wanted to spend that money on getting him away from her all holiday. So she could prance about in £200 dresses! And then acts all cocky about it like it’s normal behavior from a mum? I might be weird but one thing I love doing once I’ve booked a holiday is going getting all my daughters holiday clothes and picking her nice cute little outfits.
I’ve said it before though, If only Ashley loved Alf as much as she loved Ashley!

Definite thread title - If only Ashley loved Alf as much as she loved Ashley!

 

[Pollyanna263]

So does he not get summer clothes any year of childhood because he’ll have grown by the next summer?

Does he not get a raincoat and wellies any year of childhood because he’ll have grown by the next autumn?

Does he not get a warm coat, hat and suitable shoes any year of childhood because he’ll have grown by the next winter?

 

[DoctorFlocci]

I think Ashley resents Alf massively. I think she resents him for existing & ruining her “perfect” single life & I think she resents him for being male (& hence not want she wanted).

I do think that on some level she loves him, but:-
*the nigh-constant complaints about having to re-purchase shoes & clothes as he grows (“No one told me they grow!” - presumably),
*the utter laziness & disinterest around his diet, *the loathing (& almost fear) of one-on-one Alfie & Mummy time: No Balls does bedtime, childminder, nanny & grandparents do interaction and food (she’s so keen to be rid of him that she drops him off at his childminders whilst he’s napping - attachment parenting has long since flown out of the window)
*the design of her house (including his playroom & bedroom) around her wishes / preferences: barely (if ever) taking his safety into account, *constantly referring to him in really unpleasant terms (most recently “little f*cker”),
*choosing (on purpose, surely) not to take him for any of his vaccinations,
*thinly disguised irritation at him daring to wake before she does (even though he barely seems to wake before 6am & often entertains himself in his death-trap cot as he’s learnt crying for Mama gets him nowhere) &
*her growing (?fabricated) list of injuries & “poor” treatment that befell her during labour.

I think she made a rod for her own back with the co-sleeping & breast feeding on demand: she’s far too proud & pleased with her “instinct” & research (a single parenting book) to have considered swapping to a “next to me” cot & combination feeding and her enjoyment (/obsession) with displaying her breasts knows no bounds.
In the end, her breast-feeding journey “petered out” in Mauritius when Alf “started to bite” - in reality, she missed Botox & even got that done before she’d finished with bf.

Ashley is incredibly fickle, she doesn’t persist with anything for long. She seems remarkably calm, even slightly pleased with “losing” 3 cats and re-homing Snoop. The irony being that if she hadn’t hoarded animals & treated them as child substitutes, they would have coped better with a babe in the house.

I think she’s had (maybe still has) PND but I also think she is bored (already) of being a parent.

She makes a strong display of “being a really good Mum” basically by getting pics of the two of them for the ‘gram but Alf rarely looks happy in her company.

I agree with others who’ve mentioned neglect. There are multiple forms of neglect: physical, medical, emotional, educational etc
A child doesn’t have to be barefoot & bruised for the term to apply.
Thank heavens for the grandparents, the nanny & childminder (“lovely day x”) and even for No Balls, but he should have been a lot more discerning about where he ejaculated.

 

[hadtosayit88]

Her latest stories about the playhouse she bought and then the company sent her something else for Alf. I thought the playhouse was secondhand Ashley?! She’s forgotten she lied about that then…

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

I think Ashley’s next research project needs to be on safeguarding and internet safety. She’s told everyone which hotel she’s at and that her son is at the kids club every afternoon and will be with a babysitter in the evenings too. She is so dumb.
And of course he’s tired, he’s one! Did she think he would be able to stay awake all hours because she wanted to listen to music and watch the entertainment? She acts like a total spoilt brat.

 

[Pollyanna263]

She’s hideous.

I’m a single mum to a 5’9” almost 15 year old who suddenly has size 9 feet, and a 3.5 year old who’s growing like a weed, and they *always* have clothes and shoes that fit.

I am bottom of the pile every time. That’s motherhood.

 

[oceanblu]

Why the fuck did these 2 twats have a baby?! Like seriously? It’s so clear he’s such an inconvenience to their lives! Not only did she shove him in the kids club at the first opportunity, she managed to fucking nap as well! What kind of parent feels that at ease with a complete stranger watching their child they manage to nod off?! She’s utterly disgusting and a shite excuse of a mother! Tommy’s no better either for allowing it. Vile narcissistic dickheads. They’re giving me kate and Gerry McCann vibes

 

[Emmawemma]

I also don’t believe a man came and told them to keep Alf quiet, she needed something to moan about!

 

[rawbin30]

She’s a fucking disgrace. If Alf needs to sleep then put him in the stroller with the back reclined with his dummy/lovey or whatever he needs and then enjoy your evening meal? Is that not what every other bastarding parent would do or am I missing something? What does she think other parents do on holiday The thought of putting a 1 year old in a kids club actually traumatises me. Why would you put your wee one in a place with strangers? Abroad? I feel so sorry for him, he’ll be so confused.

 

[potatoface431]

Her attitude around this holiday and Alf has actually left me flabbergasted. She can’t stand to be around him can she? Kids are only little for such a tiny portion of your life! Soak it up and make the most of it even if you don’t really get to relax. My fella and I have come to peace with the fact that life is going to be hectic for the next 10 years or so, but one day the house will be quiet, holidays will be chill and not centred around the kids, and we can relax then. While I’m young, fairly fit and healthy I’m giving these kids the best time I can (afford to ) Could never even imagine going on holiday and palming the kids off! She’s an absolute disgrace. Can’t believe I’ve allowed a z list airhead get to me so much but this is just next level cuntyness.

 

[YahBasic]

So she doesn’t want to use a babysitting service for when he’s asleep, but she’s happy to palm him off for hours per day to a kids club.

SMH Ashley. You’re a joke.

Oh. And it’s Cypriot, not Cyprian. Guessing one of your “straight A’s” wasn’t in Geography, babes.

 

[ketchupmayo17]

I wonder if she carried the watermelon on her hip

Wel between that and carrying around that giant chip on her shoulder about the f*cking patriarchy, that massage was well needed!

 

[ketchupmayo17]

I also HATE when she compares a mother to a father. My husband is incredible, totally besotted with our child but a mothers love IS different. I carried that child, felt them grow, turn, kick, hiccup, all before they were born. I bought that child into this world. I know there’s something wrong before anyone does. We are connected in a way a father can never be, and that’s not taking away from them, it’s just different on another level. and the fact she doesn’t get that her bond with Alf should be different just proves she doesn’t have a maternal bone in her ‘boney body’

 

[ToolaRoola]

Spotted this in her comments - glad people are starting to call her out on her bullshit

 

[aggytha]

I’ve never known parents to put their own wants and needs before their child as much as Ashley and Tommy! I personally wouldn’t put my toddler in a kids club in a foreign country regardless of whether the hotel is 5 star or not. Fair enough if they want to put him in for an hour or two to grab lunch or some time in the pool alone but EVERYDAY?! Absolutely shocking. We’ve just booked a Center Parcs trip for September (you know, AFTER the school holidays… when it’s cheaper Ashley ) with the intention of spending quality time with our little one and enjoying watching her experience new things. Would we like to spend an 4 hours alone for dinner and cocktails? Probably. Will we be sending her to the crèche so we can do that? NO. If we’re lucky enough to have a wine in peace on the sofa whilst she’s in bed, then that’s a bonus.. but we will sleep very well at night knowing she’s been enjoying family time

Get a fucking grip Ashley.

 

[rawbin30]

Imagine how fucking HARROWING it would be for us as adults to fall asleep thinking we were beside or at least near people we love, waking up with say, a tummy ache and then seeing a complete and utter stranger who didn’t have English as their first language. So how the hell can she live with herself knowing that her 1 year old is with a stranger in a foreign country. He’d have a complete meltdown waking up to someone he doesn’t know. She’d never share that though.

 

[ketchupmayo17]

The childcare isn't open Wednesday - just how is she going to cope?

But, they do offer a glamour photo shoot for €750. I'm shocked she hasn't booked it or got it #gifted.

Cue the ‘we decided to keep Alf with us today’ lie!