Ashley James #8 Lovely day x
Days alone with Alf - 0
New discoveries -
She has a vulva. This is new information that no one told her before.
She wasn’t ‘stitched wrong’, it’s not all in her head, except it sort of is actually.
She no longer has a prolapse, which is great because she now has a PT instead which is a wonderful excuse to leave Alf with Tommy some more.
Is having a couple of nights away now, she really needs the lie ins, poor thing.
Fake grass is terrible for the environment but she’s getting it anyway as Snoop (remember him?) used to get muddy paws on real grass.
FB marketplace is great, but click here on this undeclared amazon affiliate link for the same thing.
Speaking of which, the ASA have been in touch and Ash now has to declare her links like she should have been all along. How very dare that one person have reported her?!
She is very excited for her birth debrief tomorrow, and plans to go through her hospital notes on her podcast.
Alf -
Still thankfully sees lots of his grandparents and appears to adore Tommy.
Still only apparently eats watermelon, pre-grated cheese, and more watermelon.
Is left calling for Mama in his unsafe cot while she films the monitor for the ‘gram.
Was taken to Clarks for his feet to be measured, we thought he had new shoes, but actually just still wears Roman’s hand-me-downs (thanks Lucy Meck)
Has been allowed to the park, and to play with bubbles, for the first time in over a year of life.
We all know his childminder’s name and where he spends every day.
Lovely day x
Days alone with Alf - 0
New discoveries -
She has a vulva. This is new information that no one told her before.
She wasn’t ‘stitched wrong’, it’s not all in her head, except it sort of is actually.
She no longer has a prolapse, which is great because she now has a PT instead which is a wonderful excuse to leave Alf with Tommy some more.
Is having a couple of nights away now, she really needs the lie ins, poor thing.
Fake grass is terrible for the environment but she’s getting it anyway as Snoop (remember him?) used to get muddy paws on real grass.
FB marketplace is great, but click here on this undeclared amazon affiliate link for the same thing.
Speaking of which, the ASA have been in touch and Ash now has to declare her links like she should have been all along. How very dare that one person have reported her?!
She is very excited for her birth debrief tomorrow, and plans to go through her hospital notes on her podcast.
Alf -
Still thankfully sees lots of his grandparents and appears to adore Tommy.
Still only apparently eats watermelon, pre-grated cheese, and more watermelon.
Is left calling for Mama in his unsafe cot while she films the monitor for the ‘gram.
Was taken to Clarks for his feet to be measured, we thought he had new shoes, but actually just still wears Roman’s hand-me-downs (thanks Lucy Meck)
Has been allowed to the park, and to play with bubbles, for the first time in over a year of life.
We all know his childminder’s name and where he spends every day.
Lovely day x
I’m mainly a lurker on the hinch thread (have been over there lurking for over 2 years now) but I think Ashley is my new least favourite influencer because of how much of a martyr she is about everything. I’ve never known anyone give so many unsolicited, long, rambling and predictable opinions on everything, especially for someone who hates unsolicited advice so much. So I’m glad I get the benefit of your recaps over here too Pollyanna! Thank you!!
