Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban

[willowtree2]

Lovely hair day x

 

[Mousejen]

The Dyson reel makes me think of The Emperor's New Clothes, she's been conned in to thinking that this is a 'style'. Given how few comments she's had I think her regular sheep are also confused by it

 

[willowtree2]

Even my phone is laughing at her with its website ads (not tattle)

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

I cannot get over the 'wavy' hair in true Ashley style - she's missed the mark AGAIN

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

Things are so bad NNB is writing to the daily fail for help

 

[Jjsb]

Latest reel.... Hasnt she had 2 holidays already this year?? France at Easter and was it the Maldives??

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I love that she’s an expert now, full of advice, when they haven’t even moved yet . Yet again, really poorly written and jumps from kids to everything else and then back to referring to “them” without it being clear who she means.

This is my favourite. The best thing to do when uprooting your kids from everything they’ve ever known is to dump them with someone else for a few days. Perfect. No notes.

 

[Lurker121]

Why does she keep going on about light fittings?! I get it I suppose if it’s an expensive hanging light but we’ve never taken light fittings when we’ve moved. Is that just us? I had a friend who moved in to a house and the previous owner had taken all the light bulbs and I thought it was crazy. Is that what Ashley is doing?!

 

[willowtree2]

She can never be happy. She’s uprooted her whole family back to London because she hates being a mum. But now she’s chucking her toys out because they aren’t going on holiday.

You’re moving into a £1m+ house, to where YOU want to live. She only went to the Maldives in November.

I’m sure she‘ll get gifted stays for various weekends through summer. And if NNB can stomach her, a holiday in france.

One last thing, who packs up the kids toys 4 DAYS before moving house?!

Let me get my tiny bleeping violin out

 

[cahil]

something is up. its weird that its her parents who she's spent the best part of two years avoiding/bashing on the internet, doing the logistics of this move. Rather than NNB and PNB who she's been sucking up to the whole time, who until fairly recently were constants in their lives, who have not given up any of their time to help?

Surely they would help their son move his family? unless, there has been a huge falling out.

 

[Cady1954]

something is up. its weird that its her parents who she's spent the best part of two years avoiding/bashing on the internet, doing the logistics of this move. Rather than NNB and PNB who she's been sucking up to the whole time, who until fairly recently were constants in their lives, who have not given up any of their time to help?

Surely they would help their son move his family? unless, there has been a huge falling out.

I reckon something happened in France. Maybe when she asked her followers for advice on Ada's anal prolapse? That could have been the last straw for NNB (Plus I'd be pretty pissed off if my son was sleeping on a camper bed in the attic like an upside-down Harry Potter)

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I don’t know. I’m wondering if she’s about to offload the kids with NNB for a few weeks, hence that “tip” in her post. It’s weird she’s been absent, but I don’t feel like Ash has been any worse than her usual self

 

[willowtree2]

I reckon something happened in France. Maybe when she asked her followers for advice on Ada's anal prolapse? That could have been the last straw for NNB (Plus I'd be pretty pissed off if my son was sleeping on a camper bed in the attic like an upside-down Harry Potter)

I reckon it was the prolapse overshare too. Also TNB’s younger sister will have her head clued up on socials, even if NNB doesn’t. I wouldn’t put it past someone of Tommys sisters age to direct Nana to here
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I don’t know. I’m wondering if she’s about to offload the kids with NNB for a few weeks, hence that “tip” in her post. It’s weird she’s been absent, but I don’t feel like Ash has been any worse than her usual self

My guess is she’ll ship Dobby and the kids to france, leaving her child free to ‘sort the house’/do TM

 

[screenfreelookatme]

My guess is she’ll ship Dobby and the kids to france, leaving her child free to ‘sort the house’/do TM

She also keeps talking about a gap between houses, so I think a nice childfree, five star hotel stay is in the mix too.

 

[Notanotherone]

Why does she keep going on about light fittings?! I get it I suppose if it’s an expensive hanging light but we’ve never taken light fittings when we’ve moved. Is that just us? I had a friend who moved in to a house and the previous owner had taken all the light bulbs and I thought it was crazy. Is that what Ashley is doing?!

This is actually really common. I spent ages picking mine and will 100% be taking them out. You usually arrange an electrician to put pendants in and you let the buyers know in the forms that you’re taking them.

 

[willowtree2]

This is actually really common. I spent ages picking mine and will 100% be taking them out. You usually arrange an electrician to put pendants in and you let the buyers know in the forms that you’re taking them.

Ash spent stupid money on those light fittings. I’d be taking them too

 

[Stewart123]

This is actually really common. I spent ages picking mine and will 100% be taking them out. You usually arrange an electrician to put pendants in and you let the buyers know in the forms that you’re taking them.

Yes totally normal. When we sold our house the buyers requested to keep the kitchen island lights. Everything else we switched for plain hanging bulbs.

 

[madmare01]

Late to the party but I needed something to listen to whilst falling asleep last night…so I put the walking the dog (lol) episode on. Wow it’s a wonder her parents are there to help her move house after the slagging she gave them. She’s just awful and it’s the same stories rehashed…poor trash my boobs were too big and everyone was horrid to me and my parents didn’t show me any love

 

[willowtree2]

Late to the party but I needed something to listen to whilst falling asleep last night…so I put the walking the dog (lol) episode on. Wow it’s a wonder her parents are there to help her move house after the slagging she gave them. She’s just awful and it’s the same stories rehashed…poor trash my boobs were too big and everyone was horrid to me and my parents didn’t show me any love

And because they are older old school parents they have no idea her daughter is slagging them off on public platforms

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

And because they are older old school parents they have no idea her daughter is slagging them off on public platforms

Surely her sister sees it all?