“I’ve only left Alf three times… and at weekends”
Make it make sense!!!!
I mean, I can think of at least 8 or 9 times that she’s been away overnight from Alfie.
I genuinely do not think parents should be martyrs to their kids and never have time away, just don’t
bleeping lie about it, especially when you document every aspect of your life so much that a total stranger can say “well that doesn’t add up”.
(Also see lying about going away on holiday so you can come across “one of the people”. 98% of the population will never be able to afford a million pound plus house with paid-for packers and unpackers, so don’t act like you begrudge them their week in
bleeping Turkey, while you’re probably likely to get a grifted week away in Mauritius again in September).