Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban

[willowtree2]

Droning on about her tamagotchi

Vanessa:



She’s so boring! She’s plucking random facts from her feminism books that no one cares about. You can tell the way she’s so intently staring at Vanessa when she speaks is bothering her, giving her the occasional side eye. Ashley’s proper bizarre like

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

She didn’t have much to say about everyone pitching in with household chores

 

[willowtree2]

Oh god Ashley stop 🫣🫣🫣🫣

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

At least they’re both multicoloured today..

I did laugh when she said Rishi should be authentic. Pot kettle?

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She’s on the air quotes already

Fills me with an intense rage when she does that

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Umm Ash… If you think your drink is too low in the glass and you ask them to add some ice, that doesn’t mean you get more drink. It means the ice fills the space.
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Oh god Ashley stop 🫣🫣🫣🫣

CALL THE COUNCIL PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN

 

[willowtree2]

‘Enjoy the rest of your birthday’ when everyone’s stopped talking argh

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Does she duck love a Greggs steak bake.

Maybe she thinks they said Gail’s croissant?
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Fills me with an intense rage when she does that

Same, and the way she says ‘children’

 

[littlepup]

Ashley - 'Don't comment on women's looks and obsess about age'.
'People shouldn't lie in an effort to be relatable'

Also Ashley - 'Dermot, you've been on the Paul Rudd Juice, you never age'
'I love a Steak Bake me'

At least she didn't pretend her kids were really active and not in-front of the TV. Even if she blamed it on dark nights and lack of government funded youth exercise schemes and facilities.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

The only authentic thing she said was that she doesn’t like to be at home cooped up with the children, she prefers to be out as much as possible.

Unfortunately she didn’t mention that she doesn’t actually engage her children in any outdoor activities, she just fucks off to London with the girl child.

 

[wheres_whom]

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Later in life?!? Is she 60??

Is this the same day as that other weird video she did with her mum

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Is this the same day as that other weird video she did with her mum

Ohh yes good spot

 

[willowtree2]

You can’t blame the winter for not getting the kids out fgs. She could easily let Alf scoot to Lovely Day or go on a balance bike. If you have a dog to walk stick their wellies and waterproofs on..

Oh wait

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I wonder if NNB was unhappy about TNB being kicked out not only of his original bedroom, but then the spare room too.

A night or two, maybe a week, absolutely understandable that he’d give up the spare room for Jas. But it’s been months!

He pays the mortgage and contributes to that house just like Ash does, and he’s in the attic on a single bed.

With a new mattress of course.

 

[wheres_whom]

Ohh yes good spot

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The life these influencers live is so so weird I STG. Imagine hiring a videographer and making it stretch for pointless numerous reels, getting her moneys worth that’s for sure.

 

[willowtree2]

The life these influencers live is so so weird I STG. Imagine hiring a videographer and making it stretch for pointless numerous reels, getting her moneys worth that’s for sure.

Imagine making your family members act like performing monkeys for insta likes

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Online safety
Bodily autonomy
Correct anatomical names
Consent

It’s like a parody. Does she not see that she does the exact opposite with her children? It’s not just sex education that should teach these things! They should be absolutely normal discussions about our bodies and what is and is not okay from early on.

- The parts our pants cover are private
- Your safe adults are xyz (parents, doctor if parents are there, childcare if they help with toileting)
- No one should ask to see or touch the areas our pants cover, if they do tell a safe grown up
- If someone touches your body and you don’t want them to you shout ‘stop, I don’t like it’ - this includes tickling
- You do not have to hug anyone or give a kiss if you do not want to, not even if a family member really wants you to

This has to be established at home but that can’t happen if your children are BEING SHOWN NAKED ONLINE

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Her writing really is horrendous. It’s so hard to follow her captions and what she’s trying to get across. She wants to sound smart, but she’s not articulate at all. She’s good at taking stuff she’s heard and repeating it, but she has zero skill in consolidating the information into a coherent piece of text. What on earth did she study at uni and how did she pass?!

 

[clmay]

Tricky accounting so that she pays less tax. Not very virtuous Ashley.

classic Tory

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Her writing really is horrendous. It’s so hard to follow her captions and what she’s trying to get across. She wants to sound smart, but she’s not articulate at all. She’s good at taking stuff she’s heard and repeating it, but she has zero skill in consolidating the information into a coherent piece of text. What on earth did she study at uni and how did she pass?!

French and English! Not that you can tell

 

[willowtree2]

Alf hiding before bath time really isn’t all that funny. It’s like he does something slightly different to mix up his mundane robotic sad existence and she clings onto it to rehash it into content, that’s just tit and pointless