I’m honestly surprised she’s not freaking out more about stopping breastfeeding and ad growing up, because she’ll have to engage with her and parent her then. It’s literally the only reason Ashley liked the newborn phase, because they don’t *do* anything. I guess that’s why she’s moving to London though - she feels she’ll be able to be out and about more, thus avoiding hanging out with her toddlers
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Because she’ll use it as an excuse to do nothing for the next 2+ years. She’ll moan to Tommy about how long she spent pregnant and then breastfeeding and now it’s his turn! Although his turn probably lasts until they are 18
She’s almost done with her mum era. She must be giddy with excitement.
Her pink is coming back! (Or is that just because it’s February?)
Whenever is she going to do for a personality if she doesn’t have breast feeding or reluctant new mum?!
I think a lot of new mums identify with her about loss of identity, it being hard when they can’t tell you what they want or communicate particularly, being lonely or suffering sleep deprivation etc but after a while it’s just “get the duck on with it”.
She doesn’t want to be the poster girl for the minority who never really find their groove with parenthood, she wants to be everyone’s hero so how is she going to reinvent herself now she’s not single, not a new mum, not travelling the world in a camper mama, not an engaged mother, can’t commit to any one cause… She’ll just be another ‘fashion at 40’ influencer surely?
She'll be on baby No.3 when she realises she has no reason to get her b00bs out
I honestly don’t think she would, she wouldn’t risk another boy!
I don't think she will either. unless she has to shill natural cycles and they have an accident. although that would require Tommy to be reinstated in the non-marital bed.
I really hope she doesnt. It would genuinely raise my opinion of her if she was truly done and was honest about why. She hates being a mum, especially to young children. I just wish she would realise that parenting older children and teenagers effectively depends on having really invested in their early childhoods. so she needs to get on that urgently, esp with regards to Alfie. school in 18 months - he needs help and proper attention asap rocky.
Definitely inspired, I’ll be flashing my pants and bringing on the thrush at the soft play in half term!
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Her outfits always look the same and they’re always so bad!!!
The tagging of Cat Janice in her weird cool-mum-but-actually-all-mums-are-cool spiel was so strange.
The tagging of Cat Janice in her weird cool-mum-but-actually-all-mums-are-cool spiel was so strange.
Fake tans all over child just to wear brown tights and have her orange hands on show
And she considers this work, all whilst insulting mums. Wow 🫠
How is anyone doing anything practical in a tight, non-stretch, floor length skirt??
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