Ash decided to let the whole of Great Britain know she hates motherhood live on TV. A new
low high in her career and a lovely sentiment for the children to look back on
Ash finally looked after babysat her own 2 children alone for the first time EVER!!
Luckily Alf was put to bed by someone else
Nanny’s daughter still but it gave her the content she needed for a patriarchy rant about why Dads should ALWAYS be the sole carers. She was totally pissed TNB has seen the light and gone on a Stag, wedding, festival AND works dinner in the last month.
She continues she talk about her 7,549 mum friends with endless knowledge on topics she loves to know about, whilst moaning on insta stories she doesn’t get invited anywhere
All said with a muted expression because the Water Drops, 10 hour sleeps and Skin & Me have frozen her face better than Botox!
Karmas a
witch, love.