Ashley James #29 Full of Lies and Botox.
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Out of the struggle? What on earth is she talking about? What struggle?
I’ll do a bit of a recap.
Ash reached new dizzy heights in her top Djay career, and was asked to do a set at a summer party for dry shampoo. She shared with us the struggle of selecting a Spotify playlist when you are also caring for a baby. Tommy NB then brought Ada to London with them and stood on a street corner for the evening to prove a point about babies not being allowed in clubs, or something.
BabyaAngelAd has been gifting Ash lots of sleep, giving her mum the opportunity to do a few mornings with her first born child. Unfortunately that child is Alf so Ash has chosen to be in bed instead and let TNB shunt him off to the childminder.
Ash dragged both kids to freeze on the beach for a ‘shoot’ for TU’s swimwear, about 3 months too late for a summer clothes edit. Ash appeared to arrange and fund the shoot herself.
Ad has spent 85% of her waking life in a Doona. Both parents continue to wheedle ‘looovelllly’ and ‘geeentleeee haands’ whenever Alf is within two meters of his sister, and Alf clearly doesn’t know what the duck they’re on about so still communicates his interest in Ada by clambering on top of her.
Ash has been on Packed Lunch again to trailblaze the concept of parenthood being monotonous and boring on occasion. In Ash’s case this is because her own kids find her monotonous and boring.
Ash reached new dizzy heights in her top Djay career, and was asked to do a set at a summer party for dry shampoo. She shared with us the struggle of selecting a Spotify playlist when you are also caring for a baby. Tommy NB then brought Ada to London with them and stood on a street corner for the evening to prove a point about babies not being allowed in clubs, or something.
BabyaAngelAd has been gifting Ash lots of sleep, giving her mum the opportunity to do a few mornings with her first born child. Unfortunately that child is Alf so Ash has chosen to be in bed instead and let TNB shunt him off to the childminder.
Ash dragged both kids to freeze on the beach for a ‘shoot’ for TU’s swimwear, about 3 months too late for a summer clothes edit. Ash appeared to arrange and fund the shoot herself.
Ad has spent 85% of her waking life in a Doona. Both parents continue to wheedle ‘looovelllly’ and ‘geeentleeee haands’ whenever Alf is within two meters of his sister, and Alf clearly doesn’t know what the duck they’re on about so still communicates his interest in Ada by clambering on top of her.
Ash has been on Packed Lunch again to trailblaze the concept of parenthood being monotonous and boring on occasion. In Ash’s case this is because her own kids find her monotonous and boring.
Not forgetting that she’s normally a size ten, but she sized up two sizes, but bodies change and she’s absolutely fine with that, just can’t say I’m at size 14 
(must still be waiting for her bones to move back).
(must still be waiting for her bones to move back).She also clearly got Botox (whilst breastfeeding) but has attributed her frozen face to lots of sleep (complements of angel Ad) and water
Ash decided to let the whole of Great Britain know she hates motherhood live on TV. A new low high in her career and a lovely sentiment for the children to look back on 
Ash finally looked afterbabysat her own 2 children alone for the first time EVER!!
Luckily Alf was put to bed by someone elseNanny’s daughter still but it gave her the content she needed for a patriarchy rant about why Dads should ALWAYS be the sole carers. She was totally pissed TNB has seen the light and gone on a Stag, wedding, festival AND works dinner in the last month.
She continues she talk about her 7,549 mum friends with endless knowledge on topics she loves to know about, whilst moaning on insta stories she doesn’t get invited anywhere All said with a muted expression because the Water Drops, 10 hour sleeps and Skin & Me have frozen her face better than Botox!
Karmas a witch, love.
Ash finally looked after
Luckily Alf was put to bed by someone else
She continues she talk about her 7,549 mum friends with endless knowledge on topics she loves to know about, whilst moaning on insta stories she doesn’t get invited anywhere
All said with a muted expression because the Water Drops, 10 hour sleeps and Skin & Me have frozen her face better than Botox!Karmas a witch, love.
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Some channel five show wasn’t it? I think she appeared on video link from her agents office
Alexis Conran Show. She couldn’t even remember his name. Probably why he fucked off on holiday the day before she was due on
Storm Huntley took over his show but no idea whether she did an appearance. She showed her doing a zoom from 84W offices though. Clearly wasn’t worth making a reel about cos she didn’t have a studio to pose in! 
If moving to Manchester was always on the cards for Ryan and Lucy, it makes sense now why Lucy never bothered with Ash. What will TNB do for his fame and contacts without Ryan now?
Death bed?! Desperate much?
Anyone see her on itv2 dinner date this week!?
Ad’s socks tonight. Does she not understand what a well-fitting item looks like? What happened to clothes should fit the body, not a body fitting the clothes? Poor thing looks like her circulation is being cut off.
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Not this week, but most of us have cringed our way through it when it’s been on before!
The snarly post with the two kids yesterday was clearly posted as a “but I love my kids” for our benefit (that she claims she shouldn’t have to say) after slagging off parenting.
Ash, here’s an idea for content since we know you read here. It’ll give you loads of colum inches. Face the ‘trolls’. We’ll give you 10 questions and you can truthfully answer.
My nominations…
1. Why haven’t you addressed that you’ve never parented both children alone?
2. Why do you feel exempt from following safe sleep and travel recommendations while showing these to thousands of followers who you ‘influence’?
3. Why did you lie about attending the Sarah Everard vigil?
4. Why do you call Alf a ‘big lump’ while preaching kind words only?
5. Why did you change the narrating that you were stitched incorrectly to being stitched incompletely and delete the evidence of your previous claims?
6. Why did you DM and threaten a tattler but never mention this in all of your ‘anti-troll’ rants?
7. Why do you claim you gave birth without pain relief?
8. Why do you show images of you children that could me manipulated in the wrong hands when you’re aware of the danger?
9. Why do you keep pushing the lack of aftercare for Mums, lack of activities and support etc rather than educating yourself on what’s available and making others aware?…
… realistically I know she’ll never do this but I wish she would. There are other influencers who annoy me but with exceptions here and there, it’s not a question of accountability as such. With Ashley though I really believe she’s dangerous. Every other thing she says or does is a lie, spreading misinformation, exploiting her children, being a martyr and so on. I’d love to see how she responded when she’s not in control of the narrative.
Ash, here’s an idea for content since we know you read here. It’ll give you loads of colum inches. Face the ‘trolls’. We’ll give you 10 questions and you can truthfully answer.
My nominations…
1. Why haven’t you addressed that you’ve never parented both children alone?
2. Why do you feel exempt from following safe sleep and travel recommendations while showing these to thousands of followers who you ‘influence’?
3. Why did you lie about attending the Sarah Everard vigil?
4. Why do you call Alf a ‘big lump’ while preaching kind words only?
5. Why did you change the narrating that you were stitched incorrectly to being stitched incompletely and delete the evidence of your previous claims?
6. Why did you DM and threaten a tattler but never mention this in all of your ‘anti-troll’ rants?
7. Why do you claim you gave birth without pain relief?
8. Why do you show images of you children that could me manipulated in the wrong hands when you’re aware of the danger?
9. Why do you keep pushing the lack of aftercare for Mums, lack of activities and support etc rather than educating yourself on what’s available and making others aware?…
… realistically I know she’ll never do this but I wish she would. There are other influencers who annoy me but with exceptions here and there, it’s not a question of accountability as such. With Ashley though I really believe she’s dangerous. Every other thing she says or does is a lie, spreading misinformation, exploiting her children, being a martyr and so on. I’d love to see how she responded when she’s not in control of the narrative.
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