She's desperate for him to be some kind of prodigy but has zero other interest other than what she perceives to be him "showing off" but just because he can parrot doesn't mean he actually knows it. Wonder what his favourite letter is? Still yet to hear him say his days of the month.Ash’s version of knowing the alphabet up to the letter ‘S’
1) saying the letter K
2) saying Q in the wrong place
3) saying Q in the right place
(No shade to Alf but wtf is this woman on??????)
I don't know who picked her to front this campaign but surely an influencer who does actually bottle feed would have been better.I thought formula couldn’t attract points etc because if special offers and points were offered on it then people would chop & change brands to take advantage of offers which isn’t good for babies.
But make sure you jump on those bandwagons Ashley!
I know. And you can hear the Lion King on the iPad so he's obviously not concentrating!Ash’s version of knowing the alphabet up to the letter ‘S’
1) saying the letter K
2) saying Q in the wrong place
3) saying Q in the right place
(No shade to Alf but wtf is this woman on??????)
I don’t think she has any time for him unless he’s some kind of ‘genius’ (which he isn’t). He doesn’t really fit her Insta image. I feel sad for the boy, Ashley is truly quite awfulShe's desperate for him to be some kind of prodigy but has zero other interest other than what she perceives to be him "showing off" but just because he can parrot doesn't mean he actually knows it. Wonder what his favourite letter is? Still yet to hear him say his days of the month.
Imagine if she needed a colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy?!....she wouldn't be laughing thenShe's massively pissed me off tonight. She was not stitched up incorrectly. There is a highlight on her page which says she wasn't stitched up incorrectly. Lie number 1.
She went to see a male gynecologist?! I'm soory, but after birth trauma would you jot want to see a female gynecologist?! I know I would.
The way she laughs and jokes the entire way through about paying for a private appointment and laughing about the "bum Dr".
At this point, she wouldn't know Trauma if it slapped her in her fucking botoxed face. She makes a mockery of actual birth trauma, and it's winding me up.
Unfortunately they didn’t teach her the basics, like the alphabet. Only the letter A.she got a "scholarship"
No they meant to stitch her gob but stitched her fan up incorrectly on purpose. Bet they were Tattlers.So she wasn't stitched up incorrectly?
You can also tell her you can use haemorrhoid cream on any eye bags you have due to sleep deprivision!FYI Trash a "bum Dr" is either a colorectal surgeon or physician....who have gone extensive post graduate training and are highly qualified
The area of your body you're being all coy aboutbecause it's not your tits for onceis the rectum
and btw you can help your with preventing piles returning or becoming worse by eating more fibre foods, (not a measly , crap all plants meal) not straining when you defecatethat's poo to youand using stool softeners and/or topical treatments...ie haemorrhoid cream
thankyou for coming to my TED talk!
oh and now the 4 month sleep regression now starts with Ada waking at 4am....way to go girl!
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