SpilllllllThe bleeping socks again
Who wants to know the ‘big DJ gig’ she has turned down over the coronation weekend?
Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum.
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It’s HILARIOUS…
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
Honestly what a bleeping boring person she is. She has literally 3 topics, breastfeeding, the patriarchy and being a grade A student which in your mid 30s is irrelevant. I'm shocked anyone actually is interested in her content.
Stay on this thread forever pleaseIt’s HILARIOUS…
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
the tea is 🤌
You’re my favourite troll. This has cheered me up so muchIt’s HILARIOUS…
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
The thing is, nobody would care if it wasn’t for her complete lack of self awareness.
In our office we have an ongoing joke about Anthony Costa from Blue, as he will literally do ANYTHING - he genuinely once opened a chip shop, and posed for local press photos, and his fee was honestly free food. So he attended the opening of a chippy, for free chips
Our Ash isn’t far off that level, but the difference is she is convinced (or wants to convince us) that she’s a superstar. It’s painful to watch.
In our office we have an ongoing joke about Anthony Costa from Blue, as he will literally do ANYTHING - he genuinely once opened a chip shop, and posed for local press photos, and his fee was honestly free food. So he attended the opening of a chippy, for free chips
Our Ash isn’t far off that level, but the difference is she is convinced (or wants to convince us) that she’s a superstar. It’s painful to watch.
She’ll be opening new Sainsbury’s stores nextThe thing is, nobody would care if it wasn’t for her complete lack of self awareness.
In our office we have an ongoing joke about Anthony Costa from Blue, as he will literally do ANYTHING - he genuinely once opened a chip shop, and posed for local press photos, and his fee was honestly free food. So he attended the opening of a chippy, for free chips
Our Ash isn’t far off that level, but the difference is she is convinced (or wants to convince us) that she’s a superstar. It’s painful to watch.
@MidnightRambler - that is piping hot tea. I'm in hysterics!!!! a big dj gig 
never leave this thread please and thanks
never leave this thread please and thanks
The embarrassment of it! And her banging on as if it’s a residency in Ibiza for the summer.It’s HILARIOUS…
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
could take heavy bag out to car then come back and put #ad in the car seat and carry that out.. looks like she’s really struggling
smiling for the photo and stupid shades onI'm thrilled. A BIG DJ GIG. Who does she think she is? I wonder who they get to do it instead? No doubt any old Z list can do it but she wants to make out she's a superstar DJ.It’s HILARIOUS…
84World had her lined up to press play at a HUGE… Dominos takeaway which is hosting a coronation ‘slice of life’ offer day, which will include a stall from… Alpro!
the Dominos location? 31 Foley St, London.
84World office address? 19 Foley St, London.
So basically she was going to DJ for her own agent, at the pizza place over the road from their office while they got a free lunch.
Ashboy Slim
The career opportunities she is missing she must be devestated.
I can't wait to see who replaces her!!
@MidnightRambler it must KILL her to know you have the scoop!
The last time she was double booked, she was replaced by Sarah Jayne Dunne. You know, Mandy from Hollyoaks / soft porn model. Another superstar DJ.
She wishesThe embarrassment of it! And her banging on as if it’s a residency in Ibiza for the summer.
a big dj gig.. at domino's
And the best thing is she can’t even openly moan about us trolls/tattle cos it’ll only direct more people here to see what a Grade A fanny she really is
Even if Domino’s forget about her talents and don’t want to book her again, there’s always Papa John’s or Pizza Hut. She could mix a little jingle.
‘My name’s Trashly and I need the dough,
Patriarchy don’t disrespect my flow
Ham or cheese or pepperoni
I’m not a great mum, I’m just a phony
Spread the tomato on your base
I don’t look the same I changed my face’
‘My name’s Trashly and I need the dough,
Patriarchy don’t disrespect my flow
Ham or cheese or pepperoni
I’m not a great mum, I’m just a phony
Spread the tomato on your base
I don’t look the same I changed my face’
@MidnightRambler bringing the 
and @JarvisCockerSpaniel bringing lyrics that should be a number 1 hit for Ash to spin her tunes.
I was honestly LOL'ing on the train.
and @JarvisCockerSpaniel bringing lyrics that should be a number 1 hit for Ash to spin her tunes. I was honestly LOL'ing on the train.
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