InTheDollsHouse
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You can watch her stories online, just google Instagram story viewer. It doesn’t add to her views then.
But then she can drop some scar heal bollocksI find it interesting she’s opted for a CSection. For someone who gets their body out for social media, I would have thought she’d try to avoid getting the c section scar / pouch.
His Nanny (not the paid Nanny, his real life Nanny) is having him so she can lay in bed and do nothing at all.What is this bed bound c section recovery she talks of???Though Alf will be shipped out with the childminder daily from 7am till 6pm so one less thing she will have to deal with
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She's acting like he spent 41, not 42, weeks under a sunbedShe really doesn't understand physiology does she?
"When a baby is first born, the skin is a dark red to purple color. As the baby begins to breathe air, the color changes to red. This redness normally begins to fade in the first day. A baby's hands and feet may stay bluish in color for several days. This is a normal response to a newborn's immature blood circulation"
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it's nothing to do with being "overcooked"....it's a normal physiological response to being born ffs! You were home 6 hrs after he was born,so much for your traumatic birthso he was bound to still be that colour for a few hrs/days!
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That 28in the longest... I'm 5ft and 28in are perfect for me. She's slacker than Tommy's bits for her.‘Your boobs grow when your milk comes in’
I think even my childless elderly neighbour knows that. How is she SO THICKHas she got 28” leggings for herself? The 5”8 woman
Don’t forget your Uggs girls in these Cozzy Liv times!
Holy fuck she did not share that? I haven’t watched her stories.Has she seen sense and removed the video of Alf in the bath where at some points you can see his parts? Or can I just not see it cause I reported it?
Probs to do with the aquamarine birthstoneWhy is she referring to Thumb as her water baby? She’s being born via csecAlf’s more of a water baby - she was atleast in the pool for some of it and the reference is even in his name
Poor Alf.
It’s totally ludicrous, isn’t it.Sorry to derail and make this about me, but as some of you know, I am preggo (same or very similar gestation as dickhead...fun) but unfortunately this week we have hit a complication out of the blue. My now planned homebirth is totally off the table and looking at either elective csection or induction. My mind has been going back and forth all week wondering what is the best for me and bubs. How Ashley is just so flippant about such a big surgery is mind boggling. The surgery itself doesn't bother me, but the recovery does. I have a two year old who can't have a mummy lay in bed for two weeks. She truly lives in another world. I'm definitely in a bad mood lol but having to unfollow her now as she just sees this as like a little holiday and everyone around her will have to cater to all her needs and wishes.
those NB trainers are so ugly and clompy looking!Terrible ambassador for those TU maternity leggings they look so shapeless on her! I wonder if that stylist she got for her sister suggested she wear a condom hat and new balance trainers too?!![]()
At least Alf’s toys are being used, wouldn’t be surprised if she tried to business expense them.100% she shoot’s reels. We’ll soon have confirmation of this when she uploads one of her having balls thrown at her![]()
“Nobody told me I could get an infection…”Great idea Ash, irritate the area that’s going to be cut open with waxing and leave it susceptible to infection. Is she trying to get an infected scar for traumatic birth content?!
Because he only ever eats in front of the iPad and that would make for a shit ad!Letting your child eat on the play equipment = doesn’t even consider that the next child could have a life-threatening food allergy
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(Also, why would you actively encourage your child eat on the filthy slide at the park anyway?)
I thought the same thing! Not to scare her but isn't limb numbness also a warning sign of preeclampsia? Please correct me if I'm wrong, I've never had kids/been pregnantI’m sorry but that is dangerous advice. Her reply should’ve been to advise anyone worried about things like numbness, to contact their GP or midwife or get checked. Has she not heard of blood clots?! Not fucking have faith because the baby’s moving. Is she mad?![]()
Now trying to make money from toilet storage boxes. I can’t
How can we report to the ASA for the Bosch ador lack of? I’m not sure I’m getting the right link…