Ashley James #19 Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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Clearly been doing her research on c-sections and pelvic floor dysfunction šŸ˜‚
Hoping Marta Downer that she has tagged gets in touch to give her some much needed unsolicited advice!
 
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I donā€™t understand how a prolapse can ā€˜come backā€™. Whereā€™s it been? The only way to get rid of prolapse is surgery! Yes you can improve it, but that damage is done. You improve your pelvic floor along with it with exercises which she clearly doesnā€™t do.

Itā€™s not hard to see sheā€™s carrying a big baby. And I donā€™t think sheā€™s struggled with mobility until now cos she doesnā€™t bloody do anything all day!
 
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Sheā€™s in for a shocker if she thinks having a caesarean isnā€™t going to cause pelvic floor dysfunction šŸ¤£

The next thing will be her moaning about her core strength and muscle tone afterwards!

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Ffs we don't care about your vagina..!!!

It's not realism, it's TMI and this is irresponsible sharing. I feel for any mums to be (particularly first timers) because I would be terrified that this would happen to me.

"I get so many questions about having a baby after prolapse" - please! People have the sense to ask someone medical who actually has the knowledge rather than contact an "influencer" about her swollen vajayjay to get misinformation from someone who likely only just passed GCSE Biology.. šŸ˜”
 
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Her obsession with this baby being a girl is not healthy at all. I feel sorry for children born to mothers who have unhealthy obsessions with genders. This will no doubt carry on throughout their childhood as well. I obviously don't personally know her but she seems like she's got narcissistic tendencies. Daughters born to narcissistic mothers always suffer.
 
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Why canā€™t Alf have a blue dolly? If weā€™re challenging gender stereotypes, give him a blue dolly. Wonā€™t baby girl be wearing blue?

I hate to think of the tit coming Alfā€™s way. Heā€™s going to be forced to play with nothing but a pink dolly and a pram, all for insta content. ā€œOh he loves his sisterā€.

My 2yo is obsessed with my newborn, and not because Iā€™ve forced him to play with dollyā€™s and prams. He doesnā€™t have either. Heā€™s not emotionally stunted, knows what love is and has applied it to another human. We didnā€™t even have a gift from baby to him! Alf wonā€™t give a flying tit šŸ˜‚
 
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She is so salty about maternity leave!! She canā€™t even bare to say it, ā€œwhen I stop to have the babyā€ I even noticed her a while ago about to say maternity leave and then stopped herself. Isnā€™t she entitled to statutory maternity pay?? Anyway, most of us donā€™t get paid to roll around half naked on our beds doing a soft porn shoot, so thereā€™s got to be some drawbacks to making that easy money! I also think she uses it as an excuse to get out the door as soon as poss after the baby comes. Mamaā€™s gotta work baby girl šŸ¤Ŗ
 
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If the necklace was gifted is it not just A for Ashley and A for Alfie? Or do we think sheā€™s contacted them on the beg and given them the name šŸ˜‚
 
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If the necklace was gifted is it not just A for Ashley and A for Alfie? Or do we think sheā€™s contacted them on the beg and given them the name šŸ˜‚
Sheā€™s said it was for the babyā€™s name.
ā€œthis is going to be a big hint for baby girlā€™s name but Iā€™m excited so Iā€™m going to show you anywayā€
 
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She will get paid. She will do aff links for maternity pads, breast pads, nappies...whatever She can link from her "feeding station"
I can bet she will try to time a feed for GB news so she can do it on TV again (annoyingly that's why I started following her from when this happened with Alf)
 
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Baby girl will obviously be all deliciously pink and not cross and wrinkled when they pluck her out. Poor old Alf being so cooked! I had an ELCS too and my boy was having a wee as they lifted him. Imagine if baby girlā€™s first act is to be weeing and spoiling the exit video šŸ¤£
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Mine was early via c section and was covered in downy hair and white greasy vernix. Well weird looking!
So all the best with that photo ready baby!!
 
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She will get paid. She will do aff links for maternity pads, breast pads, nappies...whatever She can link from her "feeding station"
I can bet she will try to time a feed for GB news so she can do it on TV again (annoyingly that's why I started following her from when this happened with Alf)
Oh god , yes can you imagine her breastfeeding on GBeebies and the Nigel Farages of the world frothing at the mouth! While the others thinking disgusting things
 
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I hate the fact these influencers say ā€œI donā€™t get maternity leaveā€ I honestly think it should be against the law šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ You CAN have it but you donā€™t want it because you WILL get WAAAAAY more money from pointless ad links and bullshit sponsors.
Iā€™m only a few weeks behind Ashley and angry 24/7 atm so I feel very strongly about her constant whinging of not getting mat leave.
I know REAL self employed mums to be who have actually planned financially for their mat leave because isnā€™t that what every human does!?! We donā€™t spend endless money on tit, tight, ugly bumpsuits, ordering Ā£Ā£Ā£Ā£ of new outfits to make us look like weā€™ve raided a charity bin & getting our hair and make up professionally done everyday because weā€™re too lazy to even move our hands to our faces.
Iā€™m shocked she wipes her own ass tbh.

*ETA I have nothing against charity shop clothes and have a few myself but you get what I mean šŸ˜‚
 
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Areola?

I think Aurora or Aria most likely, shame as theyā€™re both nice.
 
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Iā€™m sure thatā€™s the company that gifted her the necklace with Alfā€™s birth date on that she gave away?? It was based in USA wasnt it?
 
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