If it’s so easy to get loads done when babies aren’t mobile, why has she sold countless stories over the last 2 years about her life being unliveable until Alf was a toddler?
It's giving me Hannah Montana vibesI cannot cope with her stringy spaghetti curls in her sainsburys ads
It is actually so shit, I’m dying that she pays someone to come do it!
They look so crunchy. 90s throwback in the worst way.
The only thing that isn’t fake is her boobs, and we see them all the timeFirst time seeing this one. What is it with that Stepford glazed eye kinda smile? I know nowt about her but she’s giving me major “fake” vibes
I thought the same. Who knew tiring out a toddler would help them get a good nights sleep Such instinctWho knew that giving your child some stimulation would help them sleep better? Of course it may just be a coincidence but isn’t it funny that on the day Alf had some actual interaction with other kids and some physical activity rather than being strapped in his push chair all day and reading the same book over and over he slept all night? And stop lying Ash, there’s no way you will be taking Alf here again for a long time, mainly because you can’t get undressed and get sit there in your underwear probably!
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did she really pay someone to do this to her hair??? seriously?!I cannot cope with her stringy spaghetti curls in her sainsburys ads
It is actually so shit, I’m dying that she pays someone to come do it!
They look so crunchy. 90s throwback in the worst way.
I'll just say that were I live rurally everything requires a car, even the park. There're lots of one car families or broke families who can't afford to go out every day but you're right in that they entertain their kids in one way or another including lots of play. Garden, craft activities, cooking, general play. Ashley watches TV/Ipad with him or the occasional book or rarely a trip out. I've never seen her build, bake or try some messy play, thread or colour, count pasta shapes or have a sand or water table. You know she'd film it if she did. She lacks all imagination because she can't engage with him and has no idea of age appropriate play or what he likes.Her life is sooo unrelatable compared to other mums of 2 year olds. Every mum of a toddler I know (if not working) heads out with the buggy to soft play, the library, the park in the morning to tire them out! Then Tesco or the shops, home for lunch, play, naptime…. Then play again! Like, EVERY mumshe’s such a shit parent??
Yeah she pays extra for the hairdresser to come to her house, it’s the same one every time and she seems blind to the fact that it’s so so baddid she really pay someone to do this to her hair??? seriously?!
Totally. She’s often has him come several times in one week. Remember once to do two TINY plaits in front of her hair because she was “DJ ing “did she really pay someone to do this to her hair??? seriously?!
And then she puts all this on her expenses no doubt being such an ‘influencer’Totally. She’s often has him come several times in one week. Remember once to do two TINY plaits in front of her hair because she was “DJ ing “
Wtf are all these ones so traumatised by having a child to look after? It’s a struggle for everyone, not just you!PTSD from Alf. She really is a treat. Alf slept awfully because you had absolutely no routine & he was simply being a baby. Maybe you shoving your massive tit in his face every time he woke up meant he kind of had to rely on it
Edited to add actually she doesn’t even have that large a pair of tits she just goes on so much about them that you think they’re huge!
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